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CALIGULA REINCARNATED AS HITLER
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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:46 pm)
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Haha, novella.

More like faggot-colored!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:53 pm)
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Guns and Roses are fucking gay
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:54 pm)
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There is a special song you can play on a flute that will lull a bear into allowing you to ride him like a horse
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:55 pm)
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Chris, should I post THAT story about shitting in front of my house?
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:58 pm)
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I like guns and Roses. I like most every thing from the 80's.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:00 pm)
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I think I will


I was drinking a lot of the BEAST (white trashhhh), and I then forumlated a well-thought out plan: To take a shit at the front of my door, outside.

So, after I polished off number 18, I squatted down in front of my house and took a MASSIVE shit. I mean, the log was like the size of a small dog.


I think I posted this already
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:01 pm)
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There was also a little spray of gooey liquid, it was like shit-semen
Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:12 pm)
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I'm not sure how accurate the FACE TECHNOLOGY is because I got Patrick Swayze, Val Kilmer, Xzibit, and Thomas Edison on the same picture.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:15 pm)
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It's totally inaccurate

I got a bunch of women that don't resemble me in the slightest
Theldorrin
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:34 pm)
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It probably just picks a random photo.
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:35 pm)
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MHH's is dead on. I got Andy Garcia and people tell me I look like him. Well when I had my hair.
Theldorrin
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:38 pm)
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You probably think your horoscope is accurate.
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:39 pm)
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I never read it. I looked like andy garcia becasue im light skinned and had hair like him. I dont look anything like him!
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:50 pm)
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Yeah, I don't look like David Beckham or Eero Heinonen (whoever the fuck that is). What a load of shit, Daryl Hannah and Robin Williams? Golda Meir, Jared Leto, Kevin Costner, Ian Somerhalder and Christopher Reeve? I don't really look like Oscar II of Sweden either. Thanks for wasting my time face recognition software.

I've always been told I look like Ethan Suplee of Boy Meets World fame.
Magic Juan
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:34 pm)
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Derek, have you ever contemplayed exercise?
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:36 pm)
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No, I'm holding out hope that they'll invent the hovering metallic diaper someday.
Magic Juan
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:37 pm)
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Haha, contemplayed.

Exercise will make you feel good like when you smoked lots of pot!
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:38 pm)
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That is very very true. Exercise can be better than sex!
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:38 pm)
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Haha, yeah, 'novella.'
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:40 pm)
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What's wrong with novellas?
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