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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 7037
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:46 pm)
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Haha, novella.
More like faggot-colored! |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:53 pm)
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| Guns and Roses are fucking gay |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:54 pm)
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| In addition |
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| There is a special song you can play on a flute that will lull a bear into allowing you to ride him like a horse |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:55 pm)
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| Chris, should I post THAT story about shitting in front of my house? |
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Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:58 pm)
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| I like guns and Roses. I like most every thing from the 80's. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:00 pm)
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I think I will
I was drinking a lot of the BEAST (white trashhhh), and I then forumlated a well-thought out plan: To take a shit at the front of my door, outside.
So, after I polished off number 18, I squatted down in front of my house and took a MASSIVE shit. I mean, the log was like the size of a small dog.
I think I posted this already |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:01 pm)
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| There was also a little spray of gooey liquid, it was like shit-semen |
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 5181
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:12 pm)
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| I'm not sure how accurate the FACE TECHNOLOGY is because I got Patrick Swayze, Val Kilmer, Xzibit, and Thomas Edison on the same picture. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:15 pm)
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It's totally inaccurate
I got a bunch of women that don't resemble me in the slightest |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 19724
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:34 pm)
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| It probably just picks a random photo. |
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Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:35 pm)
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| MHH's is dead on. I got Andy Garcia and people tell me I look like him. Well when I had my hair. |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 19724
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:38 pm)
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| You probably think your horoscope is accurate. |
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Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:39 pm)
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| I never read it. I looked like andy garcia becasue im light skinned and had hair like him. I dont look anything like him! |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:50 pm)
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Yeah, I don't look like David Beckham or Eero Heinonen (whoever the fuck that is). What a load of shit, Daryl Hannah and Robin Williams? Golda Meir, Jared Leto, Kevin Costner, Ian Somerhalder and Christopher Reeve? I don't really look like Oscar II of Sweden either. Thanks for wasting my time face recognition software.
I've always been told I look like Ethan Suplee of Boy Meets World fame. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:34 pm)
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| Derek, have you ever contemplayed exercise? |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:36 pm)
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| No, I'm holding out hope that they'll invent the hovering metallic diaper someday. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:37 pm)
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Haha, contemplayed.
Exercise will make you feel good like when you smoked lots of pot! |
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Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:38 pm)
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| That is very very true. Exercise can be better than sex! |
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Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
Posts: 5369
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:38 pm)
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| Haha, yeah, 'novella.' |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:40 pm)
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| What's wrong with novellas? |
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