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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:50 am) Reply

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For however long I wasn't posting, I would still remember Cell40's story about twisting one of his balls to relieve chronic pain in said ball. It would come to me at least every couple of weeks, and sometimes a lot more often than that.
Maybe I've just got more castration anxiety than all y'all, but even thinking about that story is basically a waking nightmare for me. Sometimes I'll have sensation in my balls, not even necessarily pain, but I'll interpret it as pain, and I'll worry that I need to see a doctor and have my ball professionally twisted. I think I'll probably die of testicular cancer because the thought of self-examination is horrible to me and just makes me imagine accidentally twisting one of my balls. I better mention that these fears precede Seru's story and it just happens that his life experience resembles the darkest most terrible areas of my psyche.
I'd like this thread to be about horrifying FTU experiences, but if the weird overly personal Freudian aspect of this post is more resonant for you, I guess you can post about any times you've seen your parents naked. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:18 am) Reply

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fuck you |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:25 am) Reply

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Looks like I've got a new number one!!! |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:29 am) Reply

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One time I found pictures of my parents having sex. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:30 am) Reply

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And I guess my mom was on her period, because there was blood everywhere. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:30 am) Reply

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I feel like vomiting. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:43 am) Reply

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Was your mom at least hot? |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:51 am) Reply

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Send us those photos. Also, awesome |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:54 am) Reply

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Wait a minute how is that a horrifying FTU experience?
Did you find them on FTU or something? |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:21 am) Reply

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My most horrifying FTU experience was when I was talking to Trevor about Max Payne and I accidentally said, "I hate Mike Payne." |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:22 am) Reply
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My most horrifying FTU moment was when I broke down after weeks of torment and allowed Terrene to call me at work.
And then I got chewed out for not calling her a retarded cunt every three seconds!
Thankfully times have changed. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:59 am) Reply

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When Brian drove and introduced me to people, in that order |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:19 am) Reply

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This thread |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:59 am) Reply

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When Morgan said she found a picture of her parents having sex and there was goddamn blood everywhere
Jesus. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:04 pm) Reply

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I guess my most horrifying FTU moment would obviously have to be the time I had to sit in an office for 6 hours with my former employer while they read posts out loud for me to locate and delete. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:06 pm) Reply

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Hahaha |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:10 pm) Reply

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All of my horrifying experiences are really just stories that Morgan has told about her life.
Hair in shower, mother's house, and now this new menstrual sex story. Uggh. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:11 pm) Reply

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Seriously, you have the worst anecdotes. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:11 pm) Reply

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IT'S MY LIIIIIIIFE
AND IT'S NOW OR NEVERRRR |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:49 pm) Reply

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You really need to go into more detail with these stories. Become a writer!
The awful things that happen to you are endlessly interesting. |
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