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Post your most horrifying FTU experience!
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:50 am)
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For however long I wasn't posting, I would still remember Cell40's story about twisting one of his balls to relieve chronic pain in said ball. It would come to me at least every couple of weeks, and sometimes a lot more often than that.

Maybe I've just got more castration anxiety than all y'all, but even thinking about that story is basically a waking nightmare for me. Sometimes I'll have sensation in my balls, not even necessarily pain, but I'll interpret it as pain, and I'll worry that I need to see a doctor and have my ball professionally twisted. I think I'll probably die of testicular cancer because the thought of self-examination is horrible to me and just makes me imagine accidentally twisting one of my balls. I better mention that these fears precede Seru's story and it just happens that his life experience resembles the darkest most terrible areas of my psyche.

I'd like this thread to be about horrifying FTU experiences, but if the weird overly personal Freudian aspect of this post is more resonant for you, I guess you can post about any times you've seen your parents naked.
Matthew Outland
The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children.
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:18 am)
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fuck you
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:25 am)
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Looks like I've got a new number one!!!
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:29 am)
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One time I found pictures of my parents having sex.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:30 am)
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And I guess my mom was on her period, because there was blood everywhere.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:30 am)
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I feel like vomiting.
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:43 am)
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Was your mom at least hot?
Matthew Outland
The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children.
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:51 am)
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Send us those photos. Also, awesome
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:54 am)
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Wait a minute how is that a horrifying FTU experience?

Did you find them on FTU or something?
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:21 am)
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My most horrifying FTU experience was when I was talking to Trevor about Max Payne and I accidentally said, "I hate Mike Payne."
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:22 am)
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My most horrifying FTU moment was when I broke down after weeks of torment and allowed Terrene to call me at work.

And then I got chewed out for not calling her a retarded cunt every three seconds!

Thankfully times have changed.
Matthew Outland
The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children.
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:59 am)
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When Brian drove and introduced me to people, in that order
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:19 am)
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This thread
Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:59 am)
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When Morgan said she found a picture of her parents having sex and there was goddamn blood everywhere

Jesus.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:04 pm)
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I guess my most horrifying FTU moment would obviously have to be the time I had to sit in an office for 6 hours with my former employer while they read posts out loud for me to locate and delete.
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:06 pm)
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Hahaha
Theldorrin
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:10 pm)
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All of my horrifying experiences are really just stories that Morgan has told about her life.

Hair in shower, mother's house, and now this new menstrual sex story. Uggh.
Theldorrin
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:11 pm)
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Seriously, you have the worst anecdotes.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:11 pm)
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IT'S MY LIIIIIIIFE

AND IT'S NOW OR NEVERRRR
Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:49 pm)
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You really need to go into more detail with these stories. Become a writer!

The awful things that happen to you are endlessly interesting.
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