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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:26 pm) Reply

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I'm sure that was why he irked you.
I am also certain that you understand the value of not trying too hard. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:47 pm) Reply

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The thing about you Jason is that you try too hard to not try too hard.
"This post has to be perfect, and I have to make sure that the humor is subtle and dour, and that I use as few words as possible, and that the post is absolutely necessary, and that any and all numbers are written out as words and *obsessive obsessive obsessive*."
So of course you smolder when people who have a different posting philosophy make posts, because that philosophy usually involves not really giving a shit and just kind of posting whatever, whereas you're focusing in a certain way and exercising a kind of discipline that they are not. (This same principle underlies why annoying expressions drive me crazy.)
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:56 pm) Reply

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Yes, all of my posts are meticulous efforts subject to endless revision.
That's also why I hate the chat so much. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:57 pm) Reply

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And why I'm a forty-year-old fuckbag who likes DBZ. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:01 pm) Reply

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My meticulous is a completely different kind of meticulous than your meticulous. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:02 pm) Reply

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I am not meticulous and it doesn't strike you as somewhat convenient that the person whose cavalier posting style apparently makes me smolder also happens to be Gimp Mask? _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:04 pm) Reply

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I am seriously at a loss as to what you could be basing this on, other than a desire to castrate my posts by ascribing to them massive labor. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:06 pm) Reply

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The only thing laborious about calling you a retard is the part where you respond to it. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:33 pm) Reply

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Well, whatever, but in any case, you (and ALDP) could probably stand giving at least slightly less of a shit about what Gimp Mask is doing! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:04 pm) Reply

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And, well, yes, back at the ezboard days and such Triple Life used to cause me to become irate cause he'd make a remark about disliking me, but it would be so damned bland. I could literally here a sweaty shirtless DMX covered in blood remarking in the mosnotonous.boring white man tone go "You are gay. That was a flame. May I offer you some aloe Vera to soothe your burns? "
I simply could not stand he was simply so zzzzzz.
I can't really tell you if I understand the value of not trying too hard. A lot of my apparent laziness and lack of work effort had to do with factors beyond my control. I can tell you being poverty -stricken and on relief is not as enjoyable as Ignatius was under the impression it is. _. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:31 pm) Reply

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Chris, look at Jason's picture and his title! There's a reason why he is a disciplined individual of few words ... He's a monk! I just figured all this out now that's some wild shit! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:21 pm) Reply

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I'm still bothered by that headline. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:18 am) Reply

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Shut the fuck up, Chris. He made a joke in two sentences about Gimp Mask trying way too hard to be funny and Gimp Mask being a bitch. You and Pat are both giving way more indications that, like, geez, you got too much time on your hands buddy!!
Please don't mind me while I perch here on the edge of my seat waiting to see if you come back and say that actually I'm right and never mind about that other stuff. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:38 am) Reply

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I really don't think Gimp Mask is "trying too hard" to be anything.
Though it's true that his style appears similar to someone who is.
But is it good to have gotten in your one good dose of order-pecking for the day? Remember, the relief only lasts so long. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:46 am) Reply

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God.
We're all so fucking adolescent.
It's going to be so bizarre when we're all middle aged and still doing our same old shit. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:58 am) Reply

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He was calling me a bitch that tries too hard to be funny? That's not even an opinion, that's ludicrous blather.
I'm not sure what part of my life screams doesn't scream I do not apply myself in any task, and why you seem so rabidly adamant about such an incredibly minor stance that I try way too hard, and there are a few head-scratchingly issues about why you are so obsessed with the matter, believe it to be a blight upon man, and why you think I'd be doing something soul-tarnishing if I was trying so hard to be funny.
Apparently I shatter the mold. I feel bad for having to say this, but you're being a faggoty blight again. Sometimes I feel like its November 2007 again with you.
I'm in a nursing home, I have quite a bit of time on my hands. You're being devastatingly gay retarded and unstable, Matt. I derive no pleasure from pointing out the rather obvious about your behavior, it makes me feel like I'm picking on you and that truly causes me to feel bad  |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:18 am) Reply

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baby battle royale |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:43 am) Reply

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Alice can shoot energy balls and such
Gay baby in German overalls smoking a cigar has the power at a glance to take your own life
But Alice ripped her eyes out on her 11th birthday because everything in the world was ugly and without beauty, so she can not actually see the baby
But its existence if explained properly could.cause the blind to take their lives
But Alice would just calmly finish her 'ghetti and blast you[/b] |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:18 pm) Reply

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Pat, this doesn't concern you. Obviously nothing will ever stop you from making passive aggressive shit posts about everyone who ever made fun of you at any point in FTU history.
Chris, shut the fuck up. You aren't gracefully extricating yourself from this argument, you're saying "This GAME is STUPID" and storming off the kickball field after getting tagged in the face before reaching first base, again. If you don't like the way this thread has turned out, maybe you should put a little more thought into your next retarded solipsistic attempt to white knight Gimp Mask. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:50 pm) Reply

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I don't make fun of people, but okay, I was gettin' real confused
Wait a second, you repeatedly refering to me as passive-aggressive hovers quite near flagrantly unconstitutional territory. Print out the definition or something and mail it to me cause the lack of use of cutting edge electronic delivery systems is a way to show that you're against the man and their technological abortions but the part that would would carry a truly heavy message would be the irony (I assume you are the type that would take delight in maaters that contain irony) in the stark contrast of using the US postal service to transport the parcel (I'm assuming via horseback) to my abode, with the.content being brought to fruition with use of the Google and a printing device operated through a desktop dearth of knowledge in regards to medieval theology and geometry.
Yes. |
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