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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:35 am) Reply
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For those of you who don't remember, the story goes that Emperor Commodus loved gladiator battles, to the point where he wanted to participate as a gladiator himself. At the same time, he didn't want to get hurt, so he set up matches where he fought against handicapped gladiators armed only with sponges. The only one of these gladiators who was recorded as actually having hit Commodus with a sponge was one Flexius Nandellion.
I just wanted to find out more information about the context of the situation. Did the other gladiators try and fail to hit Commodus with their sponges? Or did they not want to risk angering him, so they just ran around the arena trying to avoid getting slaughtered, and ol' Flexius was the only one with the balls to just say FUCK IT! And whip a sponge at the emperor's face? |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:34 am) Reply
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So utis slave name utils is derived from a a filthy slave armed with a sponge.
I bet they did not even give him a fresh sponge. Probably the concubines orifice cleaners, because they were not of high virtue and honor and their ass rags were not considered a real thing! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:28 am) Reply
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Wasn't it in an old Wikipedia article? Maybe it's there in the history of the Commodus article. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:49 am) Reply
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Roy, I typed in basically every combination of words one might utils to find something or other about myself. The board had a plain green backdrop. I think it was your board. |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:33 pm) Reply
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I didn't have my own board. It's possible that at one time I tried to make one just to test something out, but I couldn't figure it out and gave up. So it's impressive if you really did find the aborted fetus of that board. In all likelihood though, what you actually came across was my subforum at the Matthew Outland run TransFTU. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:54 pm) Reply
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So why the fuck was Utlis named Flexius Nadelion?
*Big Fagot humor* |
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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:06 pm) Reply
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I always ignore trans-ftu and then come back to it like a year later and find out some poster was trying to find FTU
Anyway, fuck that place |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:15 pm) Reply
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tranny ftu |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:20 pm) Reply
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Wow, I totally forgot Trans FTU existed. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:11 am) Reply
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Out of all the spinoffs, Transftu was the weirdest. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:43 am) Reply
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Utils |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:59 am) Reply
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96 |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:43 am) Reply
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97-99 are out. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:44 am) Reply
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Time to catch up! |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:55 am) Reply
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Well lookee what we have here. |
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