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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:33 pm) Reply
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Teens just wanna have sex and are murdered for wanting sex |
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CLAY (Jared Padalecki) Caucasian. Late 20s. He's good-looking and has a quiet inner confidence. He's a dedicated and smart guy. All the girls definitely find him attractive.
WHITNEY (Amanda Righetti) Caucasian. Mid 20s. Younger sister to Clay. Pretty and strong girl. She has the smarts and the will to survive in the most desperate of circumstances.
CHEWIE (Aaron Yoo) Asian, early to mid-20s. The funny guy.
TRENT (Travis Van Winkle) Caucasian, early to mid-20s. The Alpha-Male. He's got money, and he wants you to be his friend... especially if you can do something for him.
JENNA (Danielle Panabaker) Caucasian, early to mid-20s. Trent's date for the weekend. She's great-looking, athletic, and the adventurous type. We wonder why she would be with Trent.
LAWRENCE (Arlen Escarpeta) Black, early to mid-20s. Good-looking and funny as hell. He's smart and is already trying to get his own company started. He puts on a white sounding "good ol' boy" voice when talking to his business associates.
NOLAN (Ryan Hansen) He wears a T-shirt that says *beep* CHRISTMAS - The asterisks are snowflakes. But when an older woman walks by, he crosses his arms, covering it. Nolan poses as a rebel, but he's just as square as the rest of us.
CHELSEA (Willa Ford) Attractive college girl. Friends with BREE, but not as sexy. PARTIAL NUDITY REQUIRED
BREE (Julianna Guill[) Attractive friend to Chelsea, definitely the sexier of the two, and she dresses to make sure you can tell the difference. Hot as Hell!
WADE (Jonathan Sadowski) Caucasian, mid-20s. He's technologically inclined... at least enough to use a GPS Receiver. He knows the story about Camp Crystal Lake and he tells it to his crew around a campfire.
MIKE (Nick Mennell) Caucasian, mid-20s. Whitney's boyfriend. He's a genuine and logical guy. He makes sure that his friends, and especially Whitney, are safe and taken care of. He's a really nice guy.
AMANDA (America Olivo) Caucasian, mid-20s, voluptuous. Perfectly tanned and sexy. She's into Richie...at least for the weekend. PARTIAL NUDITY REQUIRED
RICHIE (Ben Feldman) Caucasian, mid-20s. Funny and definitely attracted to Amanda. He doesn't waste time making a move on her.
JASON VOORHEES, of course. Caucasian, fair complexion, Late 20's, Early 30's, stunt man. He is thin, lean, and cut from living off the land and residing in the forest around Crystal Lake. Young Jason (9 or 10 years old) will be played by (Caleb Guss/
PAMELA VOORHEES, Jason's mother. |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:36 pm) Reply
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If any of the minorities survive I will give this movie 100 thumbs up. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:54 pm) Reply
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They better not live. So are they saying Jason is a stunt man in the movie? |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:57 pm) Reply
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This came from the FAQ on the Friday the 13th IMDB entry, and could have come from some press release on casting. Jason being cast from stunt men. |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:58 pm) Reply
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I hope it's CHUCK ZITO! |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:15 pm) Reply
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RAY PARK BEST STUNT MAN EVER GO SNAKE EYES WHOOOO |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:43 pm) Reply
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I wonder how many of those Caucasians are Middle Eastern or East Indian? |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:45 pm) Reply
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All of them. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:46 pm) Reply
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They should have just called the black guy an uncle tom. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:12 pm) Reply
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I think the rules of these movies state that black people can only have sex with other black people. So poor Lawrence will not only die in an early and unnecessary death, he will also not get the sex that, being a teen, he desires.
Also, Chewie. The funny guy. |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:13 pm) Reply
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It would be funny if they had an interracial sex scene that resulted in by far the most grisly death of the movie. |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:09 pm) Reply
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Derek Mears, who plays Jason, was trained as a stuntman AND an actor. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:20 pm) Reply
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So his acting will be on par with the Australian chick's in Death Proof. |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:32 pm) Reply
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He was also in The Hills Have Eyes II! So yeah! |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:40 pm) Reply
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Partial nudity required. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:47 pm) Reply
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Is is the year 2009 I think they need bush now |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:47 pm) Reply
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So what exactly am I seeing in this thread? |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:48 pm) Reply
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but then again bush was in the 80's and always in the distance and it was because they were skinny dipping which still could occur |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:49 pm) Reply
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Jason's going to sauder off a woman's nipples and then snort the dust. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:56 pm) Reply
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Most girls shave their bush thanks to the internet. |
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