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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:53 pm) Reply

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I guess this thread is about reasons why people think things are the way they are that aren't actually supported by anything but inference.
A good CATEGORY for this is behaviors and psychology that people just assume are evolutionary-ingrained. "Rational" Big Fagot-types love to reduce all human behavior to some practical, evolutionary explanation without any real support.
For example, "the male obsession with cleavage comes from the fact that the breasts look like butts, which reminds men of the area where they put their dick."
OK, and your evidence is?
Then there's the whole "cute" thing. That's the one I think is bullshit.
Everybody thinks the cuteness-obsession evolved due to babies, so that we'll fall in love with them and want to take care of them and all that.
But really, that doesn't hold water.
My girlfriend hates human children and babies and thinks they're disgusting and not cute. I agree.
YET, baby *animals* cause her (and me!!!!) to squeal.
Shouldn't we, in fact, be totally in love with human babies and find other species' babies horrible, if this is so "evolutionary?"
Cuteness is a lot more complicated than just babies and babyishness.
I've lost the energy to really put any true effort into this post, but anyway.
Discuss. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:55 pm) Reply

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| We find baby animals cute so we don't eat them until their mature. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:59 pm) Reply

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| I guess my point is, while animal behavior can generally be plausibly explained in biological/evolutionary terms, human behavior and psychology is really massively complicated and people should knock it off with the reductionism. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:59 pm) Reply

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| How are you feeling? |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:10 pm) Reply

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| I have no idea where Big Fagot fits into your post. I'd expect THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT from, I dunno, an ANTHROPOLOGY MAJOR before I'd expect it from a rational person. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:18 pm) Reply

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Yes, I hate when people attribute things to some sort of innate psychology and pretend that they're scientific fact. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:29 pm) Reply

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| Chris, I'm not disputing your main thesis, but there is a distinct possibility that you and your girlfriend feel differently than everyone else because you are fundamentally defective humans. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:32 pm) Reply

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| Babies and little kids are adorable! There's a daycare on my campus, and sometimes I see a big line of toddlers all HARNESSED TOGETHER IN THEIR PUFFY WINTER CLOTHES, and it warms my heart about as much as a really good dog would. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:33 pm) Reply

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| Although it certainly helps that they're harnessed together, which is too funny not to be heartwarming in itself. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:17 pm) Reply
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Yeah, politics, poker, and war isnt as predictable as many analysts would like to believe
BUT THATS BECAUSE WE HAVENT INVENTED THE PROPER COMPUTERS FOR IT YET, DUMBASS! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:21 pm) Reply

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I am sure that Chris and Mr. Goodman don't encounter many children, or at least encounter many children that they can interact with.
Because kids are fucking neat. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:30 pm) Reply

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I also hate children and think babies are malformed creatures. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Username Swimmin' in a Magnum Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3106 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:38 pm) Reply
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| Human babies |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:40 pm) Reply

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Oh yes, only human babies.
Panda babies are beautiful. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:40 pm) Reply

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Actually, I don't hate children, I just don't think they're physically cute (in general).
They don't hold a candle to baby animals!
Children CAN BE neat. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:43 pm) Reply

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 _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:02 pm) Reply

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| Wow Chris, you don't think every single human child is cute? You realize that makes you a... a monster? |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:56 pm) Reply

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| I really wish Theldorrin would stop showing those nightmarish blobs of matter. |
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Username Swimmin' in a Magnum Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3106 (Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:09 am) Reply
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They are actually pretty cute, but they give an impression similar to tiger kittens, which are really cute until they become beasts.
They look like baby dodongos. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:13 am) Reply

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They don't have eyes!
The one in the background is crying out for someone to end its life. |
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