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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:23 am) Reply
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Pretty shitty, but let's be honest, you're going to see it no matter what I say. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:30 am) Reply
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I've been seeing the trailers and noticing that when Chris Pratt says "depends what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab" or rides a dirt bike with velociraptors that it seemed pretty stupid out of context. Then I watched the movie and found out I was completely fuckin' right and those scenes and all the scenes are dumb as hell!
Except the dinosaur brawl at the end which is amazing. After seeing the tyrannosaurus fight the evil dinosaur I think I understand Japanese people's complicated feelings toward Godzilla. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:24 pm) Reply
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Everybody hates you and the threads you make. You should just give up, man. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:25 pm) Reply
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Take solace in the fact that I appreciate the effort. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:23 pm) Reply
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You people! Also, the divorce subplot and the line "we need more teeth" are two of the dumbest things I've ever seen in a movie.
Anyway, how 'bout that Shenmue I guess??? |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:15 am) Reply
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Chris Pratt's character was the archetypical arrogant alpha male shonen anime dude a la Kittan, and as such most of his dialogue was over the top and hard to take seriously, but come on, this movie was fucking awesome. If you can't enjoy Jurassic World for what it is then I pity your joyless logician STEM brain.
The little kid was supposed to be autistic, right? |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:37 pm) Reply
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I backed Shenmue!!! _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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