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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:08 pm) Reply

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FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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VS.  _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:14 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard is Dracula, backwards. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:21 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Palin has prettier hair, but I'd rather have Alucard as my public servant. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:38 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Pretty vampire prince Alucard. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:12 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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alucard _________________
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RPtotheMax Joined: 24 Dec 2008 Posts: 217 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:27 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:28 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard (Castlevania) _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:49 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:54 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Sarah Palin sits in the governor's mansion, staring off into the moonlight. It's on nights like these, so clear and without clouds to obscure the stars, that Sarah dreams of her future. A future as bright as the full moon shining down on her. She stands from her seat and walks to the window, opening it. The cold Alaskan air blows in on her, but her smile just grows. The familiar chill runs through her body and her shiver isn't just the cold.
When she finally opens her eyes, a strange shape floats through the sky in the distance. Initially, Sarah isn't sure if she saw it at all. But then she feels a figure at her back. It doesn't breathe, it doesn't need to. She slowly turns to face the intruder, only to find an inhumanly beautiful man staring her in the eyes. Her knees go weak from a combination of fear and arousal. He grabs her arms to steady her.
"Who are you?" Sarah asks the pale, androgynous man. He doesn't reply with words, his eyes just become more intense. They reach into the gaping hole that resides in the core of her very being, her soul. And she can feel them digging inside her. She moans. "Oh God, what are you?"
"What kind of demon are you?"
Sarah Palin smiles hideously and transforms. Wings grow from her back and her clothes vanish. "Hehehahaha ... You broke free of my spell. I like that."
"Demon! Death is too good for you."
"Darkling, I smell your blood. You're a vampire?" Sarah Palin moves her face close to the stranger's neck and smells deeply of him. She runs her hands through his hair. "Could it be? That strength, that beauty ... You're the son of Lord Dracula."
Sarah gasps as Alucard runs his sword through her black heart.
"Wait, I beg of you!" she cries out, but Alucard is unmoved.
Yeah, this story is bad. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:59 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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It's alright! |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:03 pm) Reply

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That porn video was bullshit (not that I watched it!), but I'd definitely jerk off to a Sarah Palin H-MANGA, especially if it involved her fucking Dracula. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:04 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:49 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:45 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:46 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard |
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Skytrotter Joined: 17 Jan 2009 Posts: 45 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:04 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin |
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Alucard |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:53 pm) Reply

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Sarah Palin
I think women that kill and eat animals in the wilderness are hot. |
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