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FTU World RII: Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sarah Palin

 
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Jason
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:08 pm)
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VS.
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Action Hank
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:14 pm)
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Alucard is Dracula, backwards.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:21 pm)
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Palin has prettier hair, but I'd rather have Alucard as my public servant.
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:38 pm)
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Pretty vampire prince Alucard.
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:12 pm)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:27 pm)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:28 pm)
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Alucard (Castlevania)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:49 pm)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:54 pm)
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Sarah Palin sits in the governor's mansion, staring off into the moonlight. It's on nights like these, so clear and without clouds to obscure the stars, that Sarah dreams of her future. A future as bright as the full moon shining down on her. She stands from her seat and walks to the window, opening it. The cold Alaskan air blows in on her, but her smile just grows. The familiar chill runs through her body and her shiver isn't just the cold.

When she finally opens her eyes, a strange shape floats through the sky in the distance. Initially, Sarah isn't sure if she saw it at all. But then she feels a figure at her back. It doesn't breathe, it doesn't need to. She slowly turns to face the intruder, only to find an inhumanly beautiful man staring her in the eyes. Her knees go weak from a combination of fear and arousal. He grabs her arms to steady her.

"Who are you?" Sarah asks the pale, androgynous man. He doesn't reply with words, his eyes just become more intense. They reach into the gaping hole that resides in the core of her very being, her soul. And she can feel them digging inside her. She moans. "Oh God, what are you?"

"What kind of demon are you?"

Sarah Palin smiles hideously and transforms. Wings grow from her back and her clothes vanish. "Hehehahaha ... You broke free of my spell. I like that."

"Demon! Death is too good for you."

"Darkling, I smell your blood. You're a vampire?" Sarah Palin moves her face close to the stranger's neck and smells deeply of him. She runs her hands through his hair. "Could it be? That strength, that beauty ... You're the son of Lord Dracula."

Sarah gasps as Alucard runs his sword through her black heart.

"Wait, I beg of you!" she cries out, but Alucard is unmoved.

Yeah, this story is bad.
Mike Dunn
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:59 pm)
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It's alright!
Jason
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:03 pm)
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That porn video was bullshit (not that I watched it!), but I'd definitely jerk off to a Sarah Palin H-MANGA, especially if it involved her fucking Dracula.
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:04 pm)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:49 pm)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:45 pm)
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Alucard.
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:46 pm)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:04 pm)
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:53 pm)
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Sarah Palin

I think women that kill and eat animals in the wilderness are hot.
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