Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

I should've known better, but I switched to it just for grims, and what is the fantastically exotic avant-garde culinary masterpiece they're tasting?

PORKCHOPS COOKED WITH APPLES

PORKCHOPS COOKED WITH APPLES

PORKCHOPS COOKED WITH APPLES

This is nearly as bad as when Cunt Cora made hamburgers and fajitas

[Action Hank]

Iron Chef was good back in the days when people weren't so ridiculous happy about the existence of Japan as they currently are.

[GimpMask]

Totally worthless slime of the taint

Hamburgers, chicken breasts, TACOS

Why don't I just go ahead and compete on the fucking program? Nigger dick, BARBEQUE CHICKEN WAS CONSIDERED AN ULTIMATE DISH ON THE SHOW

[GimpMask]

Iron Chef is beautiful

Iron Chef America makes me want to shove Bobby Flay's face onto a sizziling skillet right next to his hamburgers with toasted buns

[GimpMask]

One time Cunt Cora made pork chops with a FOREMAN MACHINE

AN OVER-SIZED GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL


GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!

[Action Hank]

There are very few chefs on the food network that are likable.

Unwrapped is a good show, because Mark Summers is awesome.

[GimpMask]

Emeril is the hugest fag to ever live

BAM!

Rachel Ray is a fuck-faced old woman who basically cooks simple women's work, and that gay guy recently had like herpes on his face and did a Napoleon Dynamite skit when he was talking about his favorite cuts of meat

WE KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CUT OF MEAT IS, PAL

[Servbot]

Just watch Anthony Bourdain on the travel channel. Fuck foodtv.

[GimpMask]

Sometimes it looks like they just make dishes on the show that seem different for the sake of being different because they honestly look and sound like shit

[GimpMask]

No Reservations can be pretty awesome

Bizarre Foods is so much better though, the pilot is a fucking achievement

[Servbot]

I don't get why they couldn't show both the regular Iron Chef and the new shitty one.

[GimpMask]

They show the original at 4 in the morning on mondays
They cancelled it for the most part once they had enough Iron Chef America episodes to fill up the time slot

[Servbot]

Such bullshit!

[GimpMask]

Apparently food that should probably be considered art created by some of the best chefs in the world is not good enough for us

I liked it when they had on a woman who cooked for the leaders of China and their families and she completely annihilated Chen, he pretty much admitted defeat in the beginning

[GimpMask]

There was this robot who came on the show twice who had an impossibly high power level (he also cooked for the imperial family) and fucking destroyed the iron chef

[Servbot]

That show was very good, back when the chef's treated more than a simple competition.

[GimpMask]

One time there was this chef who was watching the challenger he brought onto the show, and he punched one of the guy's assistants in the face

He was drinking a lot of wine and was weaving around at the end of the show

[Big Fagot]

Alton Brown (I had to look it up) is a giant ass faggot.

Uhh, I think people like, uhh, me more than they actually do, uhh

But:

http://a0.vox.com/6a00c225280b7a8fdb00cd97041b684cd5-500pi

Gonna bash this body up good.

[GimpMask]

Yeah, I'd like to bend her over the stovetop and baste her meat

[GimpMask]

Her face makes no sense though