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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:40 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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Which show? |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:56 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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"The Gay Nigger Hour" |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:44 pm) Reply

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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:58 pm) Reply

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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:06 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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Because Seru's in that porno I could never watch it.
also I don't have it anymore. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:41 pm) Reply

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These people think they can just play god |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:37 pm) Reply

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Is there such a thing as tag spamming?
Go see what I did to G4's message board. Look at the tag section on the lower right. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:13 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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http://forums.g4tv.com
G4 is probably going to ban me and disable the keyword feature because I'm really exploiting this thing. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:48 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just froze G4's message board! I found a fucking flaw in their board software and that shit is down for the count! Remember the last time I posted in this thread? The board hasn't been back since! I found a fucking incredible exploit with their post tagging system!
LO-FUCKING-L! I know for sure they're going to ban me for this. That's fine, I could care less if they delete my account. I used TOR anyway.
I would tell /b/ about this but...OH MY GOD THIS SHIT IS STILL DOWN!
The website isn't down but the SERVER is fucking DEAD. Hahaha! I killed that shit. Hahaha!
I guess I need to be more careful because I wasn't trying to kill their boards but there you go. They're going to have to reboot this thing. It's been half an hour now. And I know exactly why it's like that. I know exactly how it happened.
Two things:
1) It's taking a very long time to process what I did. Which is understandable.
2) With everybody hammering the server right now, they either froze this thing or slowed it down even further. All I know is after they reboot I WILL be a prime suspect. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:59 pm) Reply

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I guess I'll explain it.
See, you can tag you replies/posts. So say in this post I'm making now, below would be an input box like the subject. And in there you can add tags. Because I'm such a whore for attention, I tagged ALL my posts with my name and my blog address. So soon those tags were on the main forum page...THE FORUMS ARE BACK! LOL! Okay, so like I was saying, I was tagging my posts.
Well, eventually my tags were the most used ones on the front page. But that wasn't good enough. It was only 20 or so times. And I know I don't post that much. And I don't want to compete with other people's tags. So I tried posting my tag more than once. First time I tried it it worked!
So then I tried it again. This time I posted my tag A LOT. The crazy thing is, they don't set a character limit on the tag box. So I can spend five minutes on the Ctrl-V button if I wanted. I spent two minutes.
So, I went from 200 to 800 without having to post as many times!
And now the forum is back so I might try it again. But maybe not post it so many times. Clearly the forum had an issue processing 600 tags. Let's see, 600 tags slowed it down for half an hour. That's 20 tags a minute.
Hmmmm.
The best part, and the REASON why this happens? It checks your post for duplicate tags. And then when the page loads with your reply, the duplicate tags are deleted. So I guess it counts the tags and THEN deletes them.
So people see the post and captainmunch only appears once!
And if nobody believes me, because I have nothing better to do tonight, I'll slow the server AGAIN. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:01 pm) Reply

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Everyone knows to avoid this thread utils |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:03 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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But they still read it.
It's not ME uping the view count every time I post. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:05 pm) Reply

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Maybe they keep reading it to build up the courage to buy a slave name it utils and thenh drown it in the bathtub |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:05 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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You stupid asshole |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:11 pm) Reply

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So I've been keeping an eye on their forums, AND THEY JUST SHUT DOWN!
Quote: | HTTP Status 503 - This application is not currently available
type Status report
message This application is not currently available
description The requested service (This application is not currently available) is not currently available.
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HAHAHAHA! I love how I caused that! I should have grabbed screenshots before it went down. It's pretty obvious, it's the tagging system. When the forum came back the first thing I did was click on the dominant tag (captainmunch) to see how the results would show. The server lagged and never showed me anything. Now imagine EVERYBODY doing it. Because it's hard not to notice my name there. Now EVERYBODY is lagging the sever!
Hahahahaha!
They took that shit down. They had no choice! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:12 pm) Reply

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Re: Tears float in zero gravity. |
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Yeah, ha, fucking goons! |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:08 am) Reply

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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:50 pm) Reply

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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:52 pm) Reply

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Re: Demon's Rage is DEAD. |
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I'd rather you just link to porn.
Some people read this board at work!
Some people meaning me. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:52 pm) Reply

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Re: Demon's Rage is DEAD. |
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COME ON YOGURTMAN! I mean, seriously. |
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