Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

Mmm, chunky ass dick slop for father *bf rings the doorbell*

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*answers* Hi there, are those the, pork pockets I ordered *looks at package instensley and uses a mental elevator to push it to his brain*

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*coos* Well you know Chris, I thought maybe I'd bring something a little more healthy, like some ... zucchini .... *glances down at dick which limply slides out of his greasy underpants* hehe ...

[GimpMask]

MMMM, MY FAVORITE, MAYBE WE'LL HAVE YOU COME IN AND I'LL GET A LITTLE OLIVE OIL READY FOR SOME ... GESTICULATING AND PERHAPS A LITTLE "anal" discussion

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*chris shoos away his sexual panther that carries bandoleers of burning candles and tools of the anal wrangling* Why don't we lay here ... *motions with both heads to lie upon a bed of 24 karat gold shavings*

[GimpMask]

*flops down his bulk and starts to pull on his pud and fiddle with his bawls* FUCK THE ZUCCHINNI CHRIS, NO REALLY FUCK IT I NEED YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW JUST BURY ITR DEEP RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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*lines up his dick which has krispy kremes hanging from it and gathers his ki*

TOO EASY!!!! *the flood commences of binary fluids from bf's ass as he receives a gift from the god of zeus in form of a sugar-coated chunk of sweet saiyan luv*

[GimpMask]

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THE END

[GimpMask]

theldorrin and chris was ok, because it had a funny theme to it, but this started to make me feel really disturbed and I couldn't type it out anymore

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

*applause*

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I was secretly hoping that BF or I would quote Robocop!

[GimpMask]

Maybe in something which doesn't cause me to cringe in pain as I'm writing it

Well, near the end anyway

You asked, and you received, but this is the last time I'm ever doing something like this

[GimpMask]

I'm very glad I've become disenfranchised with the concept of having a relationship with a woman, because I'd probably try and reenact portions of this and fuck up another person's life

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I have also lost my ability to vote for that concept.

[GimpMask]

Unfortunately now people believe I'm gay, because I wear yellow shirts and always talk about men fucking and stuff

The only people that get the joke are you people and Frank, is it that hard to comprehend the concept that talking about black cock while laughing and saying it in such a ridiculous sense probably means they're joking? There was this girl I was going to hit on, but I'm glad I didn't because I talk like this in real life, and the fact that she was a less pretty looking version of Devon meant that the very idea that I formed was based on some sort of crazy whim due to being brainwashed for a while, which would've resulted in disaster on a proportion so epic that it would be, well, epic.

[GimpMask]

The concept of having sex is so awful, I mean, I'm pretty beastly and animalistic, but I'm still human, and I still have human feelings, and I don't want to penetrate a girl with a binary penis because I don't want to do horrible things anymore, unless it's me ejaculating from the mouth onto an internet message board

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I.... I... um.

It's like you've known me my whole life!

[GimpMask]

I mentioned the prospect of becoming a proctologist to my mother, and she was shocked and horrified, which is giving me ever nearing incentive to genuienly pursue a career like that

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

The joy I get from talking about gay sex and cocks and things like that is very strong.