Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

8 bit orgy · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:30 am)

Wow now I see why this game was $8 brand new. You can't see SHIT 90% of the time (even with a high quality LCD TV with progressive scan). Either because the colors are so fucking awful you can't make out a gaurd 5 yards away from you or THE WORST FUCKING CAMERA CREATED.

The loads times and menu lag is unbearable. The boss fights are completely cheap (Konami will never figure out how to make a boss fight hard without making them stupidly cheap). Close combat doesn't even make any sense. Neither does the enemy AI.

Yet they decided to LITTER the fucking game with more easter eggs and secrets than all the games ever put together. Most of which you'll miss forever unless you like to restart the game on very easy from scratch cus you missed the thermal goggles in a total retarded location. You constantly have to create random save files (saving in this game is the worst yet on the PS2) or you'll pull your hair out missing secrets and have constant regrets for missing them further convincing you NOT to play this game.

Anyone who seriously gave this game a high score is either a complete fool, a liar, or a console-loving fagboy.

Magic Juan · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:27 am)

How about Halo?

Spamdini · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:57 am)

Ha ha, oh Frank. You never cease to be wrong about eveything you say or do.

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:15 am)

the camo idea seemed cool but going into the menu every 5 seconds was gay, i was very used to the radar so the camera angles I agree with on this game, and even the healing thing seems cool but in most fights you are going into the menu every 5 seconds to pull something out of you.

I thought it had an excellent storyline and that is the only thing that got me to play

Clotho · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:50 am)

I never played it, but the game looked horrible from the screen shots. In fact only the artwork seemed appealing.

8 bit orgy · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:17 pm)

I'm just gonna bum rush this game on very easy just for the ridiculous cut scenes. I wan't my $7.99 worth!

Servbot · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:59 pm)

You should have gotten the subsistence version. That's the price you pay for being cheap.

GimpMask · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:24 pm)

Back to the bear

GimpMask · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:26 pm)

Halo was such garbage. After fighting the fifth aircraft that came down filled with slow-moving poorly-designed gay aliens I eventually ended up getting lost on the warthog and careening off of a bridge

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:57 pm)

I liked MGS3, but some of Frank's complaints are valid.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:57 pm)

Still, FUCK YOU!

Spamdini · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:06 am)

Once Vinny and/or Jason read this, it's really going to hit the fan!

Servbot · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:08 am)

I cried at the end of MGS3, nothing anyone says can devalue that!

Seru · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:09 am)

I'm sure they have SPAMDINI.

An 8 Bit Orgy opinion is easily ignored.

GimpMask · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:10 am)

Were you crying because you were so over-joyed that the rapenal had finally ended?

Seru · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:12 am)

8 Bit Orgy weighs in between MADali and Derek Payne.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:13 am)

You're really overestimating Frank's opinions.

GimpMask · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:18 am)

GimpMask · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:22 am)

Anyway, MGS3 is complete shit

Seru · (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:24 am)

Hey GimpMask, remember when you bad mouthed Super Metroid?

Metal Gear Solid 3 is no Super Metroid.