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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:36 pm) Reply
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:43 pm) Reply
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The existence of feral children is more sad than funny. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:56 pm) Reply
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It's more interesting than sad or funny. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:08 am) Reply
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No, I'm pretty sure it's just sad. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:09 am) Reply
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Although that one story of the THREE SISTERS who were kept in a room and developed their own language and HAD SNOW-WHITE SKIN sounds like it's from an anime. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:20 am) Reply
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GAY |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:29 am) Reply
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This seems to imply that normal children behave acceptably. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:32 am) Reply
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No one behaves acceptably. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:34 am) Reply
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Anyway, I guess this is pretty sad. You'd think that if they were going to ruin a person they'd at least do some interesting science with it. Like teaching them wrong math, and seeing what happens. Or keeping them in an area that is all one colour. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:44 am) Reply
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You should have a baby so you can do science. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:46 am) Reply
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If you walked on your hands all the time, would the baby try to walk on its hands, too?
I bet you could combine all of these things into one experiment. Unfortunately it's quite likely that the child will view you as a monster and try to kill you at some point. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:47 am) Reply
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That's awesome. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:52 am) Reply
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Oh, I guess this one is mutually exclusive with the walking on hands thing, but it would be neat to change the child's gait. Ie. to have it learn to walk with the same arm swinging along with the corresponding leg. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:30 am) Reply
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im a feral child |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:54 am) Reply
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It'd be cool if somebody made their baby wear weighted clothing and kept doing it through their entire childhood. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:27 am) Reply
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I take it back GImp Mask is the smartest person here not dumb theldorrin/yogurtman |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:09 am) Reply
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You could plant weights under their skin! |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:09 am) Reply
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Five hundred pounds ... n-nani! You're only 9 years old! |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:11 am) Reply
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Maybe that's why they did for Musclebaby. |
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Supah Ted Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 863 (Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:38 am) Reply
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This is and pretty incredible website. |
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