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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:32 pm) Reply

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Does anyone know the title of that new horror/action film coming out, WHERE THE TRAILER, is basically these dudes with a handheld at a party. Then some insane shit happens but you never see what it is, and the title is a bunch of numbers.
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:37 pm) Reply

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It's the new JJ Abrams movie, and has no announced name yet. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:37 pm) Reply

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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:37 pm) Reply

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Re: kestion |
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It goes by the name CLOVERFIELD, I think. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:45 pm) Reply

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Re: kestion |
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Heh heh, thank you! |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:47 pm) Reply

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Re: kestion |
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Thats a fake title it has not real name yet. If you would have looked at the link ace just posted you would know that. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:20 pm) Reply

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JJ Abrams is so awful. It pisses me off that he's getting/got so much work off of one successful season of Lost, and that he thereafter neglected that show for his 'new projects'.
Plus he's ruining Star Trek more than that Locutus crap did. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:53 pm) Reply

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Theldorrin, your opinions are noted. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:04 pm) Reply

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Re: kestion |
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I love you, Theldorrin. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:04 pm) Reply

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I'm going to be Mrs. Morgan Daigneault-Theldorrin. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:14 pm) Reply

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The worst is that there are people that now hate Lost, and still think JJ Abrams is some sort of genius. It's like they failed to realize that he was just doing plot diarrhea the whole time, and that his writing is akin to those stories where every person contributes a sentence. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:16 pm) Reply

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You know who SHOULD write a Star Trek movie? J. K. Rowling.
And don't give me some durr about cadets in an academy foiling some nemesis or whatever. She's shown the ability to write a story with adventure and mystery that appeals to a wide base. Plus she actually ties up most of the loose ends, rather than just creating more and hoping that people forget about the original ones.
Also, she's taking a break for a bit, and Star Trek probably could use a little bit of a break. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:19 pm) Reply

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What is Abrams doing to Star Trek?
The last I heard was that he was possibly going to write the next movie, but is there anything specific you're talking about? |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:20 pm) Reply

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Theldorrin is startin' ta sweat. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:22 pm) Reply

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I'm pretty sure he's doing the Spock, Kirk, Bones in Star Fleet academy thing.
Because it's so awesome to create a movie where the characters are obviously not in any jeopardy because we know that they'll come out alive and have a great many successes afterwards.
Also, you can tell he's clueless because he's one of those old people that loved the original Star Trek and disliked TNG. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:25 pm) Reply

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It's pretty funny that JJ Abrams' Star Trek movie is probably going to be identical to what people would pretend a JK Rowling Star Trek movie would be (ie. Harry Potter at Star Fleet Academy). |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:29 pm) Reply

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He should just call it the Caves of Steel, and then make it about gay gnomes living in the jungle. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:35 pm) Reply

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Shit, so that's actually happening?
So gay. Kirk and Spock are so closely tied with the actors that played them that it seems stupid and pointless to re-cast them. I mean, they're not these super-iconic characters that transcend time and culture or anything! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:37 pm) Reply

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Yeah, pretty much.
It's also gay when a person's main exposure to the series is probably the movies, which are basically trash. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:39 pm) Reply

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Rumor has it that they may cast Nathan Fillion as Kirk. He's probably too old for the role, but that would still be a big redeeming factor. |
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