Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[The Great Jon]

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[Jason]

I'm standing in the dark corner of everywhere you've ever been. You notice me enough to know I don't fit in, but after that it's just a blur. While you cherish that ignorance, I have gained all that you lose with your lack of awareness.

The light inside you, however unique, is dimmed by the collective mind you embrace. I'd get to know you, but I've met you nine thousand times before. You're coming off the MTV assembly line. You're mind has been sculpted by the white picket fence dream. The world is filled with a product that has met and exceeded demands. That product is you, and your worth crashed when you flooded the market with copies of copies of you.

Individuality is not something you can buy. It's not something you can call yourself when who you are is a poster boy or girl for the status quo. I've seen you marketed on Hot-Topic ads. I've watched you walk the streets in a thousand tailor made variations of the suit you have on. I've had my fill of everyone crammed inside this mold of so called alienation and preach about how they suffer as pariahs and outsiders.

Everyone pretends they want out, but all they do is scurry like insects, trying to find their place within the system. All across the spectrum of conformity people like you jump to fit in.

From this corner in every room, it's all the same. Corporate board meetings or local rock shows, you're all the same. You'll never see me because you can't even see yourself for what you are.

You all want out, but in denying yourself the power to choose for yourself, you went deeper in than ever before. And from here, I try not to boast, but I'm the only outsider you'll ever meet. Knowledge is power and with it you'll find the key that opens all doors.

If you want to see where ignorance leads, look around, it's taking you nowhere. You're going to die as you live, unhappily but blissful.

[MADali]

Phone pranks such as these piss me off, because the employees have to do their best to handle the calls, even if they assume its a prank, because its their job.

[MADali]

You are a Mike Dunn, Jon.

[Vinny]

That sounded like something a manga character would.

I thought it was funny!

[Jason]

Shaun McInnis used to work as tech support for Nintendo and when he thought he was being pranked he would respond in kind, such as suggesting that their GameCube was haunted.

[Jason]

He also once insisted that he was Shigeru Miyamoto.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

This was better than I expected it to be, but all of that shit at the beginning, talk about Thelborin'.

[Magic Juan]

A Prank Call I made to Pringles

[Utils]

Utils

[Utils]

Okay, just checking.

[Utils]

I thought the king was dead.

Also, laughing at yourself is gay. Such an amateur.

[Rice]

**JON** has a great voice.

[The Great Jon]

The orginal beginning triple Life was like 3 times as long, with music and advertisements and shit, so I cut it down as short as I could while keeping the atmosphere alive.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Jon's voice/accent are so perfect for him.

And Jason, where did you copy/paste that thing from????

[Jason]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/969/

[Nickass]

Jon has a fucking awesome voice.

[Supah Ted]

And a very effeminate giggle.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

The thing Jason posted is incredibly gay, and the writer is a faggot of one of the worst kinds, but there is still truth in what he says.

[SuperPsaturn]

Jon, I'm sorry but that prank call fucking sucked. And even if it HADN'T for god's sake have the decency to edit out when you're just going through the automated menu and sitting around on hold.