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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:40 pm) Reply

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6'4 niggers!
I'm the height servbot ashould be, since he is coon |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:27 pm) Reply

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really? I was wondering how someone as ugly as you had a gf, but I guess its because your tall |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:36 pm) Reply

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fuk u faget im hopt |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:43 pm) Reply

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The fact of the matter is matthew outland, as repulsive and disgusting as I look, and as insipid and soul-destroying my personality is, attaining women is easy
If you can't, then there's something seriously fucking wrong with you, unless you're avoiding so on purpose |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:44 pm) Reply

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Which I could understand if someone was avoiding it!
How could you not love that face? With my pallid flesh, effeminate hairstyle, and insideous complexion?
You must be a faget! |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:21 pm) Reply

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You don't really look like a criminal deviant. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:27 pm) Reply

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I look more like a Castlevania dork that belongs at Fagtown, but I assure you all of my stories about mental hospitals and jail are true |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:29 pm) Reply

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My nickname in jail was Harry Potter! |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:27 am) Reply

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Yeah but at 6'4 you did the raping, even though your probably thin as a rail
Why dont you get contacts, a haircut, and stop shaving? |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:40 am) Reply

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My dad is 6'11, it really isn't fair. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:43 am) Reply

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Just get lifted shoes. I would have but the FATES misplaced my order. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:43 am) Reply

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You must feel very bad for him being disgustingly tall. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:07 am) Reply

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No, not if youre from florida |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:20 am) Reply

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What does being in Florida have to do with anything? |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:21 pm) Reply

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I'm 175 pounds
So yeah
Facial hair is for fagets and contacts are for fagets and my hair is pretty ;_; |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:55 pm) Reply

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You almost look like me circa high school. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:58 pm) Reply

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This was the most terrible movie I have ever seen. I'm not even a Transformers fan!
I was contemplating leaving during the film because the Transformers hadn't really fought at the two hour mark and the story was insane garbage with retarded dialogue brought to you by the guys who did MTV's Undressed. I thought the fight at the end would have been great had Optimus and Megatron actually fought for more then 4 minutes and then they both get jobbed out. Oh wait, the Deus Ex Machina is that Shia LaBoeuf doesen't follow Optimus' retarded advice.
And hey, bullet time sequences! They are probably the only time the Transformers remain in a frame for more then 5 seconds. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:15 am) Reply

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That sounds better than turning Galactus into a giant tornado. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:17 am) Reply

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I fucking hated this movie so much and now I'm in a terrible mood because of how much money I wasted on it and food. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:18 am) Reply

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Derek, do you find ill treatment of Galactus personally offensive? |
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