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Rabid
(Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:52 am) Reply
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Fuck your mother with a small albino python, however I will not be held accountable for the clean up. I will run over your dog, and use it's intestines as playdoh, but I will not be held accountable for the clean up. I will assist you in suicide and take your wallet afterwards, but I will not be held accountable for the clean up.
$5 now. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:58 am) Reply
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I don't know if I should play along!
I'd just hate for people to be so easily duped. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:59 am) Reply

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There are plenty of hobos that will do all of that for free, and they'll clean up. |
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Rabid
(Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:01 am) Reply
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But I do it with pizazz, and I don't smell like urine. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:12 am) Reply

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fucking urine soaked undies smell like urine |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:22 am) Reply

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we fucked dwarves in the ass |
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Rabid
(Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:56 am) Reply
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Dwarf fuckers killed my father you son of a bitch. You make a mockery of his death. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:20 am) Reply

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL MOCK EVERYTHING |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:23 am) Reply

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rollin on twenties nigga since i was 16 nigga |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:39 am) Reply

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Dear Captain Joseph Borrelli,
I am deeply hurt by your calling me a wemon hater. I am not. But I am a monster. I am the 'Son of Sam.' I am a little brat.
When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood.
'Go out and kill,' commands father Sam.
'Behind our house some rest. Mostly young -- raped and slaughtered -- their blood drained -- just bones now.
Papa Sam keeps me locked in the attic too. I can't get out but I look out the attic window and watch the world go by.
I feel like an outsider. I am on a different wavelength then everybody else -- programmed too kill.
However, to stop me you must kill me. Attention all police: Shoot me first -- shoot to kill or else keep out of my way or you will die!
Papa Sam is old now. He needs some blood to preserve his youth. He has had too many heart attacks. 'Ugh, me hoot, it hurts, sonny boy.'
I miss my pretty princess most of all. She's resting in our ladies house. But I'll see her soon.
I am the 'Monster' -- 'Beelzebub' -- the chubby behemouth.
I love to hunt. Prowling the streets looking for fair game -- tasty meat. The wemon of Queens are prettyist of all. It must be the water they drink. I live for the hunt -- my life. Blood for papa.
Mr. Borrelli, sir, I don't want to kill anymore. No sur, no more but I must, 'honour thy father.'
I want to make love to the world. I love people. I don't belong on earth. Return me to yahoos.
To the people of Queens, I love you. And I want to wish all of you a happy Easter. May
God bless you in this life and in the next. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:22 pm) Reply

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that nigga started thinking that shit, said I was frail, I said he was stale, UNDERARM SWEAT |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:56 pm) Reply

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This is not a fake account!
WELCOME, NEW MEMBER. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:39 pm) Reply
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This is a fake account and quit the fucking nonsense already!
You know who you are. |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:51 pm) Reply

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Sorry |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:04 pm) Reply

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I don't believe it was Mautty. |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:06 pm) Reply

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Thats because its not I'm telling seru sorry for something else. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:17 pm) Reply

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Basically it's either Gimp Mask or NOT a fake account.
I'LL BET MONEY ON IT. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:23 pm) Reply

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What the fuck?
I stopped fake accounts at Gamefaqs 6 years ago |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:24 pm) Reply

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Its not gimpmask. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:25 pm) Reply

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GOD DAMN RIGHT, NOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO SAY |
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