Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:56 pm)

Man vs Wild

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:56 pm)

Bearr Grylls once blew up a grizzly bear with a hard stare

Action Hank · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:56 pm)

A good show.

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:57 pm)

And Terry Bradshaw flew into the superbowl on a pterodatyl and threw custom made footballs through the goalpsts for 100 points and won the game

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:59 pm)

Yeah, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to watch Terrell Owens and Bear \Grylls grapple with each other in the nude, sweating all over each others fabulous bodies, their massives penises bucking about like untamed stallions

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:59 pm)

As I crawled through the tall grass of the home of my target, known as the bizarre beast of the village laden with sharpie, I was was uncertain of things would pan out. Would I be welcomed as a worthy follower fit to worship his might, or will I be cut down instantly by his incredible abdominal muscles and unmatched skill with the power of the felt pen? Suddenly, I sensed an aura unlike anything I've ever felt before; I could feel the beast. out of no where, like the tallest, darkest ebony-skinned tree of life that has ever been seen, he rose above the thicket and, as expected, lines were flying in the background, but at speeds I had never witnessed through out all of my hero worship. I rose to my knees, trembling for I did not expect to be this overwhelmed by his sheer awesometude. The man, the myth, the LEGEND, Terrell Owens looked upon me with eyes that were stern like father (my TV) after knocking over his Beast, but compassionate, like mother (my bed), letting me know with just her eyes that I really didn't mean it and I was a good child. Then, he lifted one of his sinewy pythons, and started to stroke his utterly and most fabulously ripped six-pack, and started verbalizing "kukukuku". Everything went white, and the next thing I knew I was back in my Chevrolet, mssing my pants, lying in a clutter of beer cans and empty prescription drug containers. I'm not sure what happened really, but I do know I was one of few who met God.

Thank you TO.

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:00 pm)

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GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:04 pm)

Wow, this forum is pretty slow

I think I'll just load up this thread a little more

Because you know what happened to sully

I let him go

Utils · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:06 pm)

I'm such a faggot for this show that you can find me on it's wikipedia talk page.

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:06 pm)

Utils · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:07 pm)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Man_vs._Wild

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:08 pm)

It's impossible to be a fagot for this show

It should be renamed Earth vs Bear Grylls

Remember when he was going to drink thst silver water but was all like "you know it's silver water|" but then whent like fuck it and drank it anyway and shit all over himself repeatedly?

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:11 pm)

Hey, you know, I've noticed that when the forum opens open corenered.midi doesn't play

is there anyway to redtify this grievous oversight of proper internet etiquitte

GimpMask · (Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:14 pm)

sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com

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