Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:46 am)

ok i think i have compiled enough for now

Patience with cooking stuff - I usually flip stuff to soon or cook it to long. I can cook a steak well cause I like them rare (lol) and instant potatoes but there is a handful of things I still mess up on.

Swallowing a pill - I can but sometimes it just sits in my mouth for a while if i dont swallow it right away (pill not semen)

putting something in my eye - i compiled that trick of using the corner of the eyes before reading about it but im glad I never have to put anything in my eye.

nasal spray - i dont know it just sucks never done it and never will same thing with coccaine probably

bad with directions - i just dont pay attention when I drive and it takes me a while to know where I am going, i got better with it though getting lost driving from NY to Va but I had a friend with me. I also got lost in Germany but I dont think that counts cause shit was in German

Voice volume control - im just loud alot

making plans - i live off of impulse

Derek Payne · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:19 am)

It'll be awesome when we switch to alternative energy sources and the mideast becomes completely meaningless.

Matthew Outland · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:51 am)

Whever I talk to people, I fear for my life
Whenever I do paperwork for more than 10 minutes, I honestly feel like I am doing something self destructive and have to resort to drugs and shit

Hence why im only a sophomore in college

My Head Hurts 90 · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:32 am)

I don't really know how to use a dishwasher since my house never had one.

Matthew Outland · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:05 am)

Ford aND GM gonig bankrupt, along with rising oil prices, is a replay of what caused Japanese cars to rape the american deficit in the 70s and 80s

So I guess what I am saying is, prepare to see Japan kick the shit out of us again.

Contrary to popular belief the US did not so much as stalemate the trade wars. Japan still owns trillions of dollars of US assets but for whatever reason are too scared to sell them. Maybe because of the trillions we spend on spies?

Magic Juan · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:26 am)

I can't do a whip-it by myself.

Clotho · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:04 pm)

I can't sleep face up, unless I try real hard.

Uhm, I lose my ability to take people seriously at serious moments.

I have an innate fear of spiders, but sometimes I pick them up and play with them, so I guess that's fucking off!

I get easily distracted when I'm doing stuff I planned to on my free time, and then I forget about it for like the whole day, and that really pisses me off.

But, Yah!

Matthew Outland · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:11 pm)

IVe a hard time telling the difference between sean conneries Russian accent in THe Hunt for Red October and his Scottish accent in highlander

Matthew Outland · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:12 pm)

Or why women find him attractive for that matter

Morgan, explain

Matthew Outland · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:17 pm)

not that I am entirely without sympathy for this man:

He caused an uproar in a December 1987 interview with Barbara Walters in which he said it was okay for a man to slap a woman with limited force, assuming that it was required to calm her down or "keep her in line".[16] Connery had made similar remarks in a November 1965 interview with Playboy magazine on the set of Thunderball.

In Vanity Fair in 1993 he said: "There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack."

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:18 pm)

It's ridiculous how incapable I am of sleeping facing up. No matter how tired I am, I won't fall asleep if I'm on my back.

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:38 pm)

going to sleep is constantly troublesome and usually a big ordeal

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:44 pm)

I don't know how to use a dishwasher either, and we had one. I can't figure things out that operate entirely via pictures instead of words.

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:58 pm)

duhhhhhh im theldorin

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:07 pm)

Hello Theldorin.

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:11 pm)

Oh, that's this thread.

What a worthless post!

(Clueless Crawdad)

I have absolutely no sense of direction. I don't ever know where anything is. I just memorize paths for how to get there from my house. If I'm going there from somewhere else, I need directions, or I need to drive to my house from wherever I am -- no matter how far away that is -- and then go to the place I need to go.

It doesn't help that New Orleans has the most confusing roads possible.

Action Hank · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:47 pm)

Why can't you physically sleep on your right side? Do you have a conjoined twin?

Nickass · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:53 pm)

Falling asleep has always been one of my biggest chores. It only comes easily as a result of drugs or extreme prolonged physical exhaustion throughout the day. Otherwise, I just lay in bed thinking and thinking and thinking about stuff.

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:47 pm)

My reflux really acts up if I sleep on that side. I can only conclude it's because humans aren't symmetrical inside, which is stupid.

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:54 pm)

Supposedly, sleeping on your left side is bad for your heart.

Anyway, that's what I told my grandmother...

When she wanted to cuddle with me...

Ahem.