Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Mike Dunn]

Well, Theldorrin, I'm a douche.

[Theldorrin]

Also, Chris is probably a pedophile.

It's probably a good idea for him not to have sex.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I AM A MUCH BETTER POSTER THAN I WAS FIVE YEARS AGO, AND I CAN PROVE THIS, BUT THE POSTS ARE EMBARRASSING TO POST.

[Derek Payne]

I feel the same way about myself, but I've been told that's not true.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Yesterday I was reading a post I made in 2002 about my breakup with Janie that was heart-stoppingly gay, and not in a tongue-in-cheek gay way. It was gay in a way that, uh, it's hard to explain what I mean. It just hurt me to read it.

It's like, I knew it was gay while I was making it, but now I see that it was also gay and painful on levels that I hadn't intended at the time, filled with inappropriate disclosure of situations/specifics to an extent that shocked me. I was reading it like, "I FUCKING POSTED THIS ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD????" The post was a criminal offense.

It was just completely awful, and I am incapable of making a post like that nowadays.

[Derek Payne]

Yup

[L Ron Butterfly]

In time you will come to realize that expressing genuine feelings of regret over past mistakes is equally as gay as expressing genuine loneliness after a breakup, and you'll regret this post too, but you'll have to do it internally.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

This world is one big chicken waiting to get plucked.

[Matthew Outland]

The world is one big plicken waiting to get chucked

[MADali]

I bet I'd have so much sex if I was in a western country.

[Matthew Outland]

THEN GO ALREADY

[Big Fagot]

How many extremely shiny collared shirts do you own?

[Matthew Outland]

none

[Mautty]

Mike Dunn is 100% right about how easy it is to get laid. It baffels my mind when a pretty good looking dude cant get laid. Like Mike Payne I bet if we asked morgan she would say he was fuckable.

[Theldorrin]

Mike is gay, though.

[SuperPsaturn]

I think he's just waiting for the day scientists learn to turn anime girls into living people.

[Rice]

I think I talked about it with Mike once and it would probably be fucking horrible. THEIR EYES WOULD BE HIDEOUSLY GIGANTIC.

[Matthew Outland]

Girls secretly wanna get raped so if you have any qualms against raping people you wont get laid

[MADali]

I figured that was true, because I was once in a car with a girl from work, who was recently married, and we went for lunch, after lunch, I suddenly tried to kiss her, but she tried to push me away, so I figured she was playing hard to get, and I forced myself on her, but she got more aggressive, so I gave up.

I do masturbate on that occassionally, and fantasising that if I continued, she would have given in, and I would have fucked her, but I'm probably deluding myself.

[Matthew Outland]

It depends on whether she would have enjoyed being raped