Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Mike Dunn]

But really, getting a girl naked is not some big TO DO.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Eat my shit, faggot!

[Magic Juan]

But really, getting a girl naked is not some big TO DO.

[Mike Dunn]

Once you bust your first nut your standards instantly go down a little bit because you realize that girls who don't look like supermodels still have vaginas that would probably feel nice.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

I'm gonna kick your ass!

[Mike Dunn]

God, I need to stop. This is obviously not the proper place to be discussing such things.

[Theldorrin]

I don't really understand why women have sex at all.

Giving birth seems like one of the worst things in the universe, and unless you get a hysterectomy, you still have a risk for pregnancy.

[Theldorrin]

I guess this is why women are invariably prostitutes when it comes to sex.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Hangly Man, how do you weigh in on this?

[Mike Dunn]

I wouldn't use the word "invariably".

[Mike Dunn]

Also, "prostitute" isn't the right word because you don't have to pay them.

[Theldorrin]

You pay them in goods.

[Theldorrin]

And/or services.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Yeah, I pay them with the service of sticking my dick in them and ejaculating immediately!

[Mike Dunn]

Anyway, I don't mean to make it sound like the world is just a giant pussy waiting to be fucked by as many guys as possible. I'm just saying that if you look somewhat presentable, are at all charming, and show interest in a girl, and she shows interest back, after a certain period of time (probably a fairly short one if you're both drunk) it's quite possible that she may want to have sex with you.

But whatever, maybe I'm just some cocky asshole and you guys are all right in assuming that sex is overwhelmingly difficult for you to attain. I don't mean to be Tom Cruise in Magnolia or some shit. Just stick your penis in fuck it to hell

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Has anybody ever learned how to be an OK poster? Can anybody think of a situation where somebody was as clueless as Hangly Man or Ace and they eventually got their act together?

[Mike Dunn]

My Head Hurts 90 I guess.

[Nickass]

Charming girls you have no interest in is SO GODDAMNED EASY!

[Mike Dunn]

In so many of my posts in this thread I was trying to articulate an idea or concept, and somehow ended up essentially saying "I'm a douche" instead. From now on if anyone asks me follow-up questions or comments on shit that I've said so far, just pretend that I responded to it by saying "I'm a douche".

[Theldorrin]

I don't really know who you're talking too, Hangly Man.

Roy's standards are too high, and I'm not interested in sex. And Chris is mentally unstable.