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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Tue May 29, 2007 10:59 pm) Reply
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I read like half a page of Nickel & Dimed, and I decided I hated its author. She was all like, "Even though I got my PHD, I was not an exceptionally talented McDonalds employee, if you can even believe that."
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue May 29, 2007 11:12 pm) Reply

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Nickel and Dimed made me realize that a lot of the people she met while doing shitty jobs deserved to be there. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu May 31, 2007 4:41 pm) Reply

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"Little from column A, little from column B!" |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Thu May 31, 2007 7:28 pm) Reply

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I don't think I've heard that outside of one instance on The Simpsons. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu May 31, 2007 7:30 pm) Reply

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Yeah, or highly artificial sentences contrived by people who obviously watch the Simpsons a lot. |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Thu May 31, 2007 7:48 pm) Reply

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I say it a lot, so I'm probably what ALDP said. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Thu May 31, 2007 8:18 pm) Reply
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That guy is just so mean to everyone. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Thu May 31, 2007 8:58 pm) Reply

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Oh Jesus Almighty.
I happen to live across the street from the high school I went to now, and I can hear the school's intercom when my window's open.
So it's graduation day today, and I just hear some douchette-bag whose making a speech say right now, "No matter where you go, there you are!" She said it with such scripted panache, like it was supposed to mean something AT ALL.
I'm probably just a little on edge because the graduation thing is bringing up FEELINGS about where I wanted to be in life or something. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu May 31, 2007 9:05 pm) Reply

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I always wondered.
Do people with artistic talent draw pictures of hot girls and jerk off to them? |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu May 31, 2007 9:11 pm) Reply

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I don't think you'd be able to actually draw the picture if you did. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu May 31, 2007 9:27 pm) Reply

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OH GOD OH GOD, GRADUATION SPEECHES!
"THE UNKNOWN FUTURE ROLLS TOWARD US. BUT THE THINGS WE HAVE LEARNED HERE... WILL ALLOW US TO FACE IT.... WITH STRENGTH." |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu May 31, 2007 9:36 pm) Reply

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One of my friends at the University of Oregon said that this guy gave Bill Pullman's Independence Day speech at her graduation ceremony. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu May 31, 2007 9:37 pm) Reply

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I got voted by my senior class to speak at my graduation, but was barred from doing so because I farted on a kid in the middle of class and got suspended. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Thu May 31, 2007 9:56 pm) Reply

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When I was in 6th grade I drew a picture of a girl fingering herself and beat off to it. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu May 31, 2007 9:57 pm) Reply

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When I was in 6th grade I fucked your mom. |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Thu May 31, 2007 10:08 pm) Reply

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Oregon is a great state. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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funnelcake Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 26 (Thu May 31, 2007 10:24 pm) Reply

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Graduation speeches are painful.
I wish I never went to my high school graduation ceremony. What a fucking waste of time. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Thu May 31, 2007 10:43 pm) Reply

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Vinny's right, it's extremely hard to focus your ki on drawing when you're dick's bursting through your trousers. Every artist works differently, but I'm the kind that likes to take their time to make everything perfect and exact, so a frantic rush of animalistic sex energy isn't a conducive state of mind for me.
And even when you do manage to make something mouth-watering, it's kinda, "Eh, 's pretty good, I guess." I think that since you've already imagined and formulated what you've drawn (and gotten your rocks off at that time), putting it down on paper doesn't add anything else to it. I think most people would agree that sex with another person is preferable to masturbation because of the unknown and unfamiliar variables the other person brings to the table. When it's just you, there aren't any surprises (unless your thumb "finds" its way into your ass, don't ask).
It's like that question about whether or not God could make a rock that even he couldn't lift. The answer is "yes." |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Thu May 31, 2007 11:09 pm) Reply

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I like how Nickasss always perfectly formulates his posts for people to call him gay. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Thu May 31, 2007 11:09 pm) Reply
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I've also dabbled in the erotic art trade.
But I've never felt inclined to dabble myself.
And that was that! |
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