Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Vinny · (Thu May 31, 2007 6:47 pm)

Roy, your Rice vote didn't count because it was before night ended, so vote again.

Yogurtman · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:07 pm)

I still think Rice is a terrorist.

Rice · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:09 pm)

This thread...is making me hungry!

Derek Payne · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:16 pm)

If Rice is a terrorist we need to be very careful about our follow up vote because we could win the game very soon. I think we need to examine the suspects carefully before we commit to anyone.

SuperPsaturn · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:27 pm)

I agree *rubs shoulders creepily*

Derek Payne · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:28 pm)

Strange that you haven't voted for Rice.

SuperPsaturn · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:28 pm)

Oh and as of now I vote for Rice because I don't see any evidence otherwise. My mind could be changed if some is brought up however!

Jason · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:29 pm)

Majority has been achieved. Game paused.

Rice · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:31 pm)

*pulls vest aside to reveal seven scars on chest*

SAY MY NAME!

Captain PUNisher · (Thu May 31, 2007 7:42 pm)

Well, it's good that everything is taken care of, now J.J. can get back to this game of golf he was playing with supermodels.

Fashion models.

Sears models.

Okay, the girls that do the ads for the local department store.
_________________
Said the Captain PUNisher.

Jason · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:11 pm)

May 31, 2007. 12:34 PM.

Zhou Win Chi has his thick legs unhygienically kicking up water in the town square fountain. A Go board in mid-game sits at his right side and a laptop in video conference with his father at his left.

"17-H," Zhou says, and he and his father move the piece.

"You are playing well, my son," Zhou Shi-Shin states.

"Thank you, father!"

"I will move to 18-H," he says, and they both move the piece with great synchronization. "You will truly be a master one day."

"You flatter me, father! 18-J!"

Walking down Paradise Street is Derek "Potbellied" Payne, his eyes still wet with tears for his lost brother. At his side, Percy Saturn gives him one of his many characteristically ambiguous shoulder rubs in an attempt to perk his friend up. "Come on, Der'," he says, "I know you're upset, but let's hit up Pizza Paradise and we'll talk this over."

"How can I go on, Per'? He was my only brother, I loved him so much."

"Pizza Paradiiiiise..." croons Saturn.

"Fine," Derek coughs out. "But I've lost my appetite, I don't think I'll even be able to get more than one pizza in -"

"As long as I can have your other two so they don't go to waste," Saturn chimes in.

"I just don't want to go home. I'll have to face Father and Mother... I'll have to explain to them... Oh God..."

Derek falls over once more and leans against a building for support as he weeps.

"Der'! Mike died a hero's death, for the good of the town! Your brother's a great man!"

Derek tries to respond, but no words can escape his bounding sobs.

"Aw, Der'. Listen to me, it was me that caught Dorrin, the only black-hearted Mafia Terrorist we've got so far. And I've got some more suspicions building..."

Derek sniffles, and wipes his eyes. "You... you do...?"

"I do."

"Who are they!"

"I'll tell you over dinner, come on," Saturn says and resumes his walk, but is stopped by Derek's forceful hand on his arm.

"No. You tell me now," Derek growls. "I want to take down every one of those assholes with these two hands."

"18-G, father!" Zhou yells into his laptop, kicking up water happily. He laughs, in genuine joy.

"There."

Like the fattest wind possible, Derek comes running toward Zhou Win Chi, colliding into him with the strength of three bulls. Zhou goes flying into the centerpiece of the fountain, his spine instantly breaking as the stone symbol of Pizza Paradise, a million slices of pizza trickling down a waterfall made of pizza, cracks apart and falls to the wayside. Enraged, Derek lifts Zhou up by his hair and begins punching him in the stomach, his legs dangling a yard off the ground.

"Zhou Win Chi!" cries Zhou Shi-Shin as he sees his son beaten via live video feed, but then says no more as Percy Saturn grabs the laptop, breaks it over his knee and tosses it into the fountain.

"You killed my brother, you filthy chink!" Derek yells, punching Zhou's soft midsection over and over, rupturing his stomach. Zhou begins to cough up blood, his eyes in a helpless panic.

"Heh heh, how about a game of checkers now!" Saturn says idiotically, grabbing the Go board and sweeping the pieces off, which he begins plucking into Zhou's mouth and holding his nose until he chokes them down. Finally, he breaks the board itself over Zhou's face. Derek flings Zhou overhead by the hair three hundred and sixty degrees before letting him fly out of his grasp and land softly on the ground.

Derek stomps over and shoves his foot onto Zhou's torso.

"You're one of them, aren't you! Admit it!"

Zhou looks up at his accuser, coughs up blood and Go pieces. "So what if I am," Zhou hisses. "Killing me won't bring your brother back."

Derek roars and gets on top of Zhou, grabs him by the ears and begins to slam his head down and down again on the solid cobblestone of town square.

"How many more of you are there!"

"Torture me, I'll never tell," Zhou laughs.

"Eururhrrghgghhh!!!" Derek yells and punches Zhou across the face, knocking out no less than a dozen of his teeth. "I WILL EAT YOUR BLACK HEART," Derek exclaims and dives his face into Zhou's chest, chewing open his t-shirt.

Zhou, in dying, bleary eyes, looks over to Percy Saturn, standing and watching and rubbing his crotch. Zhou can barely choke out the words "Sometimes... you must sacrifice a stone..." as Derek bites into his skin, swallowing him. Gripping Zhou's ribs between his teeth, Derek rips them out of place and spits them on the ground. Zhou gasps his final, shallow breaths as his last living sensation is that of Derek's teeth sinking into his heart.

By now, the crowd has arrived, and Derek arches back, displaying Zhou's black heart in his mouth for all to see.

Zhou Win Chi was Mafia. Day Four continues, and will conclude Saturday, June 2 at 7:00 PM EST.

The current necessary majority for lynching is six (6).

Player List and Current Voting:
1. Stefan John Philip Perrier
2. Derek "Potbellied" Payne
5. Mayor Matt Hall
6. Andre Robinson
10. "Shogun" Brian Lanners
11. Justin Clotho the Shadow
12. Roy DeGaunt - 3 (Stefan, O'Neal, Hall)
16. Elizabeth "Meems" Meemerson
17. Percy Saturn
18. Vinny O'Neal - 5 (Roy, Robinson, Derek, Schiller, Saturn)
19. J.J. Schiller

3. Walter Reginald Seika, townsperson - Murdered by Mafia (Night One)
4. "Mad" Hector Dorrin, Mafia - Murdered by townspeople (Day Three)
7. Magen Joshua David, townsperson - Murdered by townspeople (Day One)
8. Vito the Guido Pizzarino, townsperson - Murdered by Mafia (Night Two)
9. Morgan Danglenut, townsperson - Murdered by townspeople (Day Three)
13. Michael Payne III, Psychic - Murdered by Mafia (Night Three)
14. Zhou Win Chi, Mafia - Murdered by townspeople (Day Four)
15. Muhammad Ali-Jazeera, townsperson - Murdered by townspeople (Day Two)
20. "Piggy Petah" Jones, townsperson - Murdered for cheating (Night One)

Yogurtman · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:14 pm)

Vinny · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:14 pm)

Rice ... how could you ...

Rice · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:16 pm)

*holds face in while flesh expands from face and blood is shooting out of body*

KYAAA HA HA HA! IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH! YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE OTHERS IN TIME!

PIZZA PARADISE...IS DOOMED!

*explodes*

Magic Juan · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:18 pm)

God, what a waste.

Magic Juan · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:18 pm)

Of fucking Go skill.

Magic Juan · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:18 pm)

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *punches a wall*

Yogurtman · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:19 pm)

Is it reasonable to assume that anyone who voted for both Theldorrin and Rice is NOT a terrorist?

Yogurtman · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:25 pm)

Meems has three posts in this thread. A vote for MADali, a vote for Morgan, and a vote for Thel who had already been outed as a terrorist.

That is suspicious to me.

Yogurtman · (Thu May 31, 2007 8:28 pm)

Andre has also been very quiet for a guy with 2,500 posts.