Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[The Great Jon]

I've done this beofore, here's another script that I wrote about 4 months ago, it's an unfinished First Draft. Maybe you'll get a chuckle out of it. The format will probely be screwed up but it's still readable.


Thunder Quest

By

The Great Jon


EXT. PICNICK IN THE FORREST - DAY



We see our Hero having a Picnick with a girl...When all of a
Sudden...

WIZARDS HENCHMEN
We got you now bitch...yeah, we gots you
now!!!

2 Henchmen grab the Girl as 1 Henchmen trows Powder in the
Hero's eye's.

HERO
What the Fuck is this!!!

As the Henchmen run off one screams.

WIZARDS HENCHMEN
You want her back? Come to the Wizards
Castle at 12 Midnight Tonight
...Muhahahahahaha!

SUPERIMPOSE - (Actor's/Animators, etc) and End with the Name
of the Movie.
Fade Out
Fade In



EXT. WIZARDS CASTLE - NIGHT

We have a full shot of the Castle at night, Lightning
Crashes.


INT. WIZARDS CASTLE - THRONE ROOM



DARK WIZARD
(off screen)
Send him in

The Hero walks into the Throne room.

HERO
So huh... what's going on?

DARK WIZARD
She means a great deal to you, dosen't
she?

HERO
I don't know, I mean, it was our first
date.

DARK WIZARD
(we cut to 2 henchmen when he
says the next line)
Jezz... good Job asshole's.

HERO
Will you just tell me what's going on?

DARK WIZARD
Do you want to save her?

HERO
Of course.

DARK WIZARD
Good... you just have to do 1 simple task
for me.

HERO
Which is?

DARK WIZARD
Find me a Nestle Crunch Bar.

HERO
Are you Fucking serious?

DARK WIZARD
Serious enough to kill her if you don't.

HERO
Dude...everybody knows that Nestle
Stopped delevering Crunch Bars here
because that Fucking Hydra in the Swamps
keeps stealing them.

DARK WIZARD
Then I guess you know what you have to
do...

(CONT'D)

HERO
Listen, dude, I can get you a Milky Way
Just like that...
(Snaps his fingers)
or a Snikers Bar, or hell, even a fucking
Almond Joy.

DARK WIZARD
(In a very soft tone)
I said...you know....what you have to
do...

HERO
MOTHER FUCKER, I CAN GO TO MY HOUSE RIGHT
NOW, MIX SOME CHOCKLET AND RICE CRISPIES
TOGEATHER, COOL THAT SHIT IN MY FREEZER
AND YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CRUNCH BAR!!!

DARK WIZARD
GO GET THE FUCKING REAL SHIT, NO
IMITATIONS!!!

HERO
FINE THEN YOU ASSHOLE, JUST DONT HURT THE
GIRL

DARK WIZARD
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BATCH!!!



EXT. WIZARDS CASTLE - NIGHT

Using the same outside shot as before we see the Hero come
out and get close to the camera.

HERO
Alright...let's start at the Tavern.

Transition to Tavern



INT. LOCAL TAVERN

We are in a Tavern, various warriors and Mages and shit are
drinking, we distinctly here someone say...

RANDOM DRUNK
Bring me some Ale Wench!!!

Our Hero casually walks through the Tavern repeating the same
Phrase over and Over.

HERO
Looking for Hero's....Looking for Hero's
to Joing me on a Quest...Anybody
Intrested...

A Mage Steps forward

MAGE
What class are you.

HERO
Warrior, I need Hero to help me on a
quest.

MAGE
I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOUR FUCKING
QUEST IS....YOU CAN COUNT ME IN!!!!

A woman steps forward

RANGER
I overhead you, what type of Quest is
this.

HERO
We gotta go to the Swamps and slay the
Hydra, he got some Nestle Crunch bars and
this Wizard wants them.

RANGER
Why are you helping him?

HERO
He Kidnapped my Girl, so I gotta do this
for him to get her back.

RANGER
Wow, you must really love her.

HERO
No I just met the bitch.

We show the Group going along a Map, transparent Images of
them running into enemies and killing them. They make it to
the Swamp cave, their is an old black Man standing out in
front of it.

OLD BLACK MAN
Hey, who goes their, why have you come to
this swamp.

HERO
We have come to slay the Hydra for his
Nestle Crunch Bars.

OLD BLACK MAN
Hahahahahaha...No man has ever defeated
The Hydra... but I know a way how...

HERO
How then?

OLD BLACK MAN
He's Gay.

HERO
Who's Gay?

OLD BLACK MAN
The Hydra.

MAGE
THIS IS SOME STUPID RETARD SHIT!!!

HERO
So what if he is gay? Hows that suppose
to help us?

OLD MAN
All you have to do, is go in their and
fuck him in the ass, and he will just
give you the Crunch bars.

HERO
Lets go.

INT. SWAMP CAVE

MAGE
What's that sound, it sounds like someone
is following us.

HERO
Nevermind that, look...

We see the Hydra and a Huge crate with crunch Bars in it

MAGE
Listen guy's, i'm not a Pussy or
anything, but if we can get them without
a fight, that would be awesome.

RANGER
I agree.

HERO
Ok then, you go in their and fuck him in
his ass and then ask for a crunch bar.

MAGE
Bullshit, your the Badass warrior...

HERO
All the more reason not to have gay sex
with a swamp lizard.

MAGE
what the fuck do you want

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Off the top of my head, I can't think of a single JON CREATION that doesn't involve homoeroticism in some way.

[Mautty]

You write about what you know.

[Vinny]

Jon needs to be the next Seung-Hui Cho so we can his shit put to film.

[Matthew Outland]

Vinny reminds me of Tom