Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

So something basically insane happened to me tonight, akin to being struck by lightning eight times while being crushed by a meteor.

Either that or PokerStars' random number generator is FISHY!

Here's the situation: I have two-tables open, playing O8.

On one table I was dealt Jd 7s 6d 4h @ 9:19:31pm PST
On the other I was dealt Jd 7s 6d 4h @ 9:19:39pm PST

What are the odds of them dealing the exact same four-card hand, to the exact same player, SEVEN SECONDS APART, keeping in mind that there are 270,725 possible four-card hands?

If there are any doubters, I have the screencap to prove it!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

This is seriously a several hundred trillion to one scenario, and is either proof of God, or proof of a bad RNG.

[Theldorrin]

Just because something is improbable, doesn't mean it's impossible.

Improbable events happen quite frequently.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Haha, fucking, your segment of the two basic types of people in the world just never gives up faith in a random universe does it?

[Theldorrin]

You're very irrational.

No improbably event ever happening is more improbable than improbable events cropping up every so often.


Although it's quite possible that their RNG is crap. I don't know enough about them to comment, and studying a RNG is tricky business.

[Jason]

That's what you think, Captain Cocky!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

You're "rationality" exceeds rational limits.

You are basically the opposite of extremely credulous people who believe that EVERYTHING is some magical :ghosts message.

Coincidence theorists!

[Username]

Aren't the odds actually 270,725:1?

[Theldorrin]

You're stupid, Chris.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

No.

Extreme rationalism is stupid.

It's nothing but a paranoia of suggesting relationships that might exist, because you don't want to maybe be wrong and experience cognitive dissonance.

Rationalism is the refuge of cowards!

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Why shouldn't separate improbable events occur constantly?

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Did they seriously give you a degree in anthropology without making you take a basic statistics course?

[Yogurtman]

Chris, setting aside all actual mathematics here, what do you think is more likely:

God revealed His existence to you through online poker, or PokerStars has a shitty random number generator?

[Theldorrin]

I'm looking forward to ALDP getting his degree.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Why even bother trolling if you're gonna ejaculate by the 15th reply?

[Theldorrin]

You've never made any posts about the probable stuff happening at this site, Chris.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Let me explain the fucking insanity of this, because I don't think people are appreciating it.

Haha, 1 in 270,725.

No.

I got four cards, and the next time I was dealt cards, they were the exact same four cards.

According to expectation, one will see any particular Omaha hand once every 270,725 hands. I had As Ad 2s 3d once. I had 8888 once. If I ever see either of those hands again for the rest of my life, I will be surprised, and I will know I have played too much Omaha.

In my PokerTracker database of tens of thousands of hands, not ONE hand matches any other down to rank and suit, until tonight.

And I got both instances of that ONE REPEATING HAND on BACK-TO-BACK DEALS.

Uh, fuck?

[Username]

This is the same thing as coin flips, and you're fucking inept.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Let me put it this way:

Mathematically speaking, it's probably not unreasonable to suggest that tonight may have been the first time in history that an Omaha player has ever been dealt the exact same four cards on back-to-back deals from a shuffled deck.