Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon May 14, 2007 3:23 am)

Through myspace I was hired to raise someones child i think it was gimp mask but I guess if I will be training 1 i might as well train many into an army of babies. They will be hopped up on super cool and trained in harsh climates throughout every season and will be brutal killing machines. If you are interested you can start popping out some babies now and I will be taking applications in the fall

Potatoes · (Mon May 14, 2007 3:35 am)

I'll start saving my semen in a big pickle jar, this fall i'll send it to you. Next you need to open a "FREE WOMEN'S CLINIC" in Iraq and I don't know but maybe you can put my jizz in some douche bottles or even better inject it into some condom packets, that way the girls think they're safe from pregnancy but oho, a reversal of fortune.

All i ask is a 5% cut of profits.

Matthew Outland · (Mon May 14, 2007 9:07 am)

I guess this is practice for when your wife cheats on you and you can start raising her babies

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 9:40 am)

shut up faggett

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 9:40 am)

ill fuk u up

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon May 14, 2007 4:39 pm)

having a wife has to suck

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon May 14, 2007 4:39 pm)

OR NOT CAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED AH HA HA HA

marriage joke

Mautty · (Mon May 14, 2007 4:50 pm)

I have question how many shots on do you all have when jacking off or fucking. I can cum 3 times before Im out but I think if the first one was not so huge it could be more like 5.

Magic Juan · (Mon May 14, 2007 6:50 pm)

This is kind of interesting. If I'm barely aroused and I'm jacking off for the third time in a day (Just you know, to burn calories) I'll have three or four shots. If I wait a few days or I'm just particularly masturbating to Mr. Satan porn, then I can have upwards of 7 shots.

Magic Juan · (Mon May 14, 2007 6:53 pm)

Anyways, I just got Icy Hot on my balls and I screaming really loudly and my roommate isn't talking to me right now!!

Vinny · (Mon May 14, 2007 6:56 pm)

I don't think that's what Mautty meant.

Mautty · (Mon May 14, 2007 6:56 pm)

Also anyone know how fast your balls reload.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon May 14, 2007 6:58 pm)

I think the prostate makes fluid at such a rate that it would be impossible to ejaculate dust, I'm not sure how fast the balls do their thing

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon May 14, 2007 6:58 pm)

There's a common thread in the majority of today's posts and I'm itching for somebody to mention it!

Mautty · (Mon May 14, 2007 6:59 pm)

Im going to try and out fuck my prostate.

Mautty · (Mon May 14, 2007 7:00 pm)

Ill need viagra, lube, gatoraid, some power bars, and your mom.

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue May 15, 2007 6:16 am)

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