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SuperPsaturn · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:27 pm)

I'd want a retardedly huge dog so that I could tell people I had a huge dog.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:53 pm)

I think the greatest joy I could ever find in life would be owning a miniature dachshund small enough to carry in a purse, and carrying a purse for my little treasure to live in. I would probably take him out and kiss him whenever I had to stop walking, like at a crosswalk or getting in line.

All of that notwithstanding, Derek's comment about small dogs is retarded and nonsensical. You buy a dog if you're a man and want an actual pet, you buy a cat if you're a gay homo who wants furniture that walks around, shits, and covers every surface of the house with fine toxic hair.

Theldorrin · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:58 pm)

I'd like a panda.

Servbot · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:03 pm)

Pandas make great pets, they have no sex drive.

Big Fagot · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:04 pm)

If you had a really weak, small dog called Villager, and a big-ass indestructible dog called Kenshiro, it would be cool to have a medium sized dog named Ein.

Nickass · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:44 pm)

Uh, dogs cover everything in hair, too. You should see my staircase.

I prefer cats not just because they're cuter, but because they're smaller, quieter, self-cleaning, and an overall less hassle.

That having been said, I'd still probably get a larger dog because of that inherent difference. I've always been partial to German shepherds, which are good-sized dogs. You might as well have a dog that has the potential size and strength to maul someone, if necessary.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:54 pm)

I realize dogs cover everything in hair, it is of an entirely different quality than cat hair.

And there are breeds of dog that self-clean, such as the Hungarian Viszla linked elsewhere in this thread.

Servbot · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:57 pm)

I thought all dogs self-clean.

Theldorrin · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:00 pm)

Unless a dog or cat uses a toilet, it's a disgustingly messy creature.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:01 pm)

Charles Mingus trained his cat to use the toilet, I would be willing to give that up as a clear advantage of cats over dogs.

Theldorrin · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:03 pm)

I think we can all agree that cats and dogs are better than babies.

Nickass · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:55 pm)

Not for fucking!

Captain PUNisher · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:55 pm)

Pandas are terrible.
They almost always have two babies at once but are only able to take care of one of them so the other one dies.
Plus they misscarry like no ones bussiness.
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Seru · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:58 pm)

Cats are worst fucking creatures to infest this planet.

There's a reason people abandon them by the thousands!

Seru · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:59 pm)

I've had a lot of bad experiences with cats.

Anyway, I like a dog between 50 and 100 pounds.

Provided they don't within a week.

Seru · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:00 pm)

I've had a lot of bad experiences with cats.

Anyway, I like a dog between 50 and 100 pounds.

Provided they don't die within a week.

Seru · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:00 pm)

Mautty · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:37 pm)

I've had a lot of bad experiences with cats.

Anyway, I like a dog between 50 and 100 pounds.

Provided they don't within a week.

Mautty · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:37 pm)

I've had a lot of bad experiences with cats.

Anyway, I like a dog between 50 and 100 pounds.

Provided they don't die within a week.

Magic Juan · (Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:39 pm)

If by dog you mean penis, and by want you mean in your ass, and to be in your ass for a week, then yes.