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FRUIT GUSHERS

 
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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(Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:16 pm)
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When the boys snuck into the zoo afterhours, they expected to see animals, but not quite this close...
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:24 pm)
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"Oh god, save us!"

The boys shouted and shouted, but nobody could hear. They had left Jerry at his dad's shitty powerless house several hours earlier, although not before shitting in his mailbox, bed, and fridge.

"Please, somebody, help us!" they shouted, jumping around like retards in hopes of activating some sort of security device.

But everyone was gone and the zoo didn't have any security devices in the GORILLA PIT.

Soon some GORILLAS emerged. Contrary to scientific fact, the gorillas had gigantic dicks, and as the noble silverback gorilla king was borne out on a bamboo throne, he stroked his gigantic dick purposefully (his dick was the biggest).

The BOYS at this point were huddled at the far end of the pit, shaking with fear. Their eyes were all trained on the gorilla king's huge dick which was covered with silver hair and glittered like silver in the starless and bible black night.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:10 am)
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I'd help you here, but we dont have FRUIT GUSHERS.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:16 am)
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Just make the gorilla violently rape the boys, this isn't fucking algebra or astrolabe-building
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:17 am)
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I'm sorry, those things probably don't hold the same significance in your culture as they do in mine.

The task I'm requesting is not like a difficult task.
Theldorrin
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:20 am)
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Hahahaha!
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:20 am)
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What are...gorillas?
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:39 pm)
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Seru with hair.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:50 pm)
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Alternatively, Mautty with less hair.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:50 pm)
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I know what I'm getting myself into with that last post, and it was a decision that I had to make.
Theldorrin
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:57 pm)
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You expect Mautty to go apeshit on you?
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:01 pm)
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*hastily codes rimshot bot*
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:45 pm)
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Showing tremendous mercy, to say nothing of comic understatement, I'm going to suggest that the creativity expended in this thread has so far been misdirected.
My Head Hurts 90
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(Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:52 pm)
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I don't even know what the fuck is going on here!
Seru
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(Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:44 am)
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Ha ha, Seru with hair.

That makes sense!
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