Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Username · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:50 am)

I guess most of the people here write some things, even if not everybody considers themselves writers. So, since I'm drunk and writing a paper, I'm wondering, just how many of you consider your writing to be much more powerful when drunk? Is it just things you don't want to write, that you have to get drunk to release your inhibitions for it, or do you write pretty much everything while drunk?

I'm not editing this because there aren't any red lines

Username · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:58 am)

Before tonight, I thought I was just a faster writer when I was drunk, because I didn't care so much about perfection, so my mind could just make up complete bullshit and I would write it down with no inhibition, but it looks like it actually make my more metaphorical and shit! This is great!

Potatoes · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:05 am)

peter jones do your duty

Username · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:06 am)

Fuck you!

I was wondering why Seru could misspell something even when drunk, but I'm having a hard time with this shit now. I think I went a little overboard.

Username · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:08 am)

I'm still made about Seru destroying my camping thread. I know this board isn't about anime and manga and video game and whatever and Outdoors, but still, maybe someone had been camping, and they could give me advice!

I'm not really upset though.

Potatoes · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:13 am)

Oh hey, just find some out of the way place in the forest with a level spot for a tent. Don't start a campfire because someone might think its a forest fire.

Potatoes · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:14 am)

Go to the new Jersey Pine Barrens if you are close!

Username · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:15 am)

I live in Gay Florida, so that's not really close, but thanks for the advice anyway!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:03 am)

The New Jersey Pine Barrens are haunted so potatoes was saying "Go somewhere ghosts will kill you."

Something a lot of us have been working up the nerve to say to you for a while.

Theldorrin · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:23 am)

I write best when fully lucid.

Although when I'm not in that state, I think that my writing is great. Because being unable to judge things accurately is a property of not being lucid.

Servbot · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:26 am)

Username, we should hangout.

The Great Jon · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:14 pm)

I always find it funny when writers/muscians/etc. Say their work is better when their Drunk or High, because in reality, it's not their work, it's a work of their distorted self. Unless they happen to be drunk or High more then half a day or 50.01% of a determined time period, then it's their work.

Spamdini · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:23 pm)

I write all my FTUW stuff while sober. I dunno how I am when drunk form probably not as good.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:50 pm)

I was hoping this thread would give me a place to post the story openers on my Fruit Gushers packages and suggest we all try writing a stories for them! It hasn't, but

When the power went dead, the kids declared it, "the worst sleepover ever." If only they knew how right they were...

OR

They'd been told the Old Johnson farm was abandoned years ago. If that was true, what were those weird lights coming from the barn...[?]

Vinny · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:55 pm)

I'm much less self-conscious about my writing when I'm drunk, so I can pump shit out faster.

It also helps immensely when I'm writing something like the FTUW, which I approach as if I were digging a ditch.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:04 pm)

When the power went dead, the kids declared it, "the worst sleepover ever." If only they knew how right they were...

Jerry fumbled in the dark for his FRUITOMIC PUNCH FRUIT GUSHERS and scowled. He thought it was an unfair of the kids to make such a declaration so readily. The sleepover had been going very well up to that point, but apparently that didn't mean anything to the fickle retards.

He opened the pouch and ate a FRUIT GUSHER as his friends murmured discontentedly. "I don't even know why we came to this." "Yeah, Jerry's such a fag." "This is what we get for going to a fag's sleepover." "Yeah, he probably planned this so he could rape all of us while the power was out!" "Yeah, that faggot! He was gonna climb in all our sleeping bags and suck our dicks! He probably cut the phone line, too, so we couldn't call the police on him! He's a gay rapist, and an awful host." "His parents are divorced!"

THE END

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:24 pm)

You forgot the part with the deadly blow.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:58 pm)

Fruit Gushers are so god damn good.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:06 pm)

IF YOU WANT TO WRITE A STORY WITH A DEADLY BLOW THEN YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT, ASSHOLE