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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:27 pm) Reply

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If I were magically transported to sandland, what would we do MADali? I mean other than listen to prog rock and eat kabobs. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:28 pm) Reply

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You still live in UAE, right?
I should go THERE! I bet we'd have a lot easier time finding prostitutes. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:32 pm) Reply

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The prostitutes would probably be better, too. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:34 pm) Reply

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We'd probably just go to prostitutes.
There is this new awesome brother I have found which is really clean and cheap. Its like 75 dhs, which is 20 usd for a massage AND a fuck.
But another one is 200 dhs (54 usd) which is more expensive, but even better in terms of quality. They really treated me awesomely. After the whole massage/fuck thing, we went to the shower, and she fully washed me ,and then dried me, and then even tried to put my socks on, which I declined, because it felt uncomfortable. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:34 pm) Reply

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There is this new awesome brother I have found which is really clean and cheap. Its like 75 dhs, which is 20 usd for a massage AND a fuck. |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:35 pm) Reply

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My brother was telling me that wal-mart is going to the UAE and that disney might build a them park. MADali have you herd anything about that? |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:37 pm) Reply

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No, but it would be crazy to build disney, because theseguys are already making a huge theme park called Dubailand.
It will have a section full of mechanical dinasours! |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:38 pm) Reply

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Dubai is actually kind of insane, because it seems like 1/3rd of the world's construction cranes are currently in dubai, which is a mindboggling trivia. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:38 pm) Reply

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For all MADali complains about Western culture, my brother has never charged me more than 10 USD for a massage and fuck. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:38 pm) Reply

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That's one economically conscious whorehouse! |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:41 pm) Reply

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If I was mega rich I would buy one of those island you crazy fucks are building. Dubai looks awesome too bad the rest of the mid east is crap. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:43 pm) Reply

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The best part is they send sms's whenever there is a change or new girls. The recent one is, "How r u..last time u come to Naif road khalid mosque near: 102. now more 202 also. see u soon." |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:48 pm) Reply

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I have never paid for sex. I have also been in a relationship for fucking ever but I have always wanted to fuck a whore. They seem smarter than the sluts that gave it to me for nothing.
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:49 pm) Reply

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If I was a hot chick I would be a whore. Not like a street walker but a bunny ranch type whore that works one week a month. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:09 pm) Reply

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Hanging out with MADali would be so awesome. I think it'd be great to eat KABOBS and listen to prog rock while smoking a hookah and talking about how terribly fucked up the western world is! |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:12 pm) Reply
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Nothing?
The entire dating scene is a cash vacuum.
Being a glorified whore that puts out for dinner and drinks doesn't make you any less of a whore. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:13 pm) Reply
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Ha ha, just kidding ladies! |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:06 am) Reply

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What if the woman pays? |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:42 pm) Reply

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Then you are in bizzaro world. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:38 pm) Reply

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