Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Derek Payne · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:02 am)

Alright since it seems to make sense let's make this a little more specific scenario and then see people's answers. After I get tired of that one I'll make another scenario probably a lot different and more complex as I exhaust the more traditional (obvious) options.

An evil wizard named Da Bouncer has destroyed your faggy village which held a seal for some ancient demon and he's attempting to summon said demon lord for ultimate power, or maybe just because he feels like it. His motives are inconsequential and likely you'll defeat him and the demon lord will get summoned anyway and kill him. Anyway he shatters the seal so he can begin summoning the demon, which he'll spend most of the scenario doing occasionally sending enemies which slightly increase in strength after you, while you as the last surviving member of said village which protected the gay seal (orb or tablet your choice) must track down the pieces of the seal (let's say there are 7 pieces in total) which have been scattered around the world to defeat the evil wizard and keep the demon sealed (or reseal him).

Let's make this a traditional fantasy setting and change up some of the races to make other implications. Black people are orcs, asians are elves, jews are gnomes, hispanics are dwarves and fat people are fat people, also Punkasss is a halfling. You get five other people to pick to round out your party, and ideally it should be balanced based on, stats, abilities, skills, and overall ability of different characters to get along and how well they'd function together as well as how long they'd get along with other people you meet. You can even arbitrarily assign classes if you want, but it really doesn't matter.

I'll probably do something post apocalyptic next, or zombie apocalypse I hadn't put too much thought into it. I might do my own party eventually, but I'll probably just pick the steering wheel, eat it and get a game over.

Let's see your choices so Seru can call us all gay.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:07 am)

That's a stupid scenario. I don't think that even with all of Rice, Theldorrin, Magic Juan and Yogurtman's D&D nerd-power any of us would have the skills to tackle that!

Username · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:09 am)

I only need Magic Juan, and we'll prevail with the power of Shining Friendship.

Derek Payne · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:13 am)

Most games like this either involve stabbing something or talking your way out of stabbing something. I'm pretty sure the people on this board can figure that out. The only real determinant in this are physical and mental attributes. Like I said the next one I do will be of a more modern setting and skills will probably actually come into play. I wanted to keep the first one simplistic (gay).

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:13 am)

This is as good a place as any except maybe a private instant message to Spamdini, but I had my Shining Friendship card from Spamdini in my wallet when I visited and I forgot to bring attention to the fact.

Rice · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:56 am)

Well if we went by the roleplaying conventions you established, we'd have a weird, ragtag party of loveable underdogs.

Which fits the scenario I guess.

Like if I took TL he'd be a half-orc, but everyone would make fun of him because he doesn't have a half-orc's strength.

Or if chinks were elves I'd be unusually hot-headed and terrible with ranged weaponry.

Taking Mike and Derek would probably be like having Raistlin and Caramon, where both of them do vastly different things but are good at them.

Mautty would either be a dwarf that's really good at lying or basically just as he says he is.

Haha, and Yogurtman would be a powerful mage at the mercy of the tantrums of his woman!

Seika · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:37 am)

John Buis - I guess he was in the Marines or something so he'd be the warrior

Yogurtman - The wisest wizard in all the land

Mike Payne - Rich and white, saving the world costs money

Morgan - White Mage

Rice - Every fantasy group needs an elf

Big Fagot · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:03 am)

Choose again for the warrior.

That faggot didn't kill a single person!

Big Fagot · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:06 am)

Haha, who takes Jason to keep OUT of fights!

I'd take him if I were worried about my party members using their full strength, and wanted to nerf them by making sure they couldn't work together.

Jason · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:19 am)

You continue to underestimate my ability to talk my way both into and out of things.

*flips hair*

Rice · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:27 am)

Why did you pick me, Psaturn?

Seika · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:55 am)

I'm assuming MENTOR isn't a valid choice so I'm not sure who else could be considered a weapons expert, Peter.

SuperPsaturn · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:19 pm)

I just picked all people I thought it'd be easy for me to get along with.

Theldorrin · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:23 pm)

With the new scenario I'd shift to Mautty, Seru, Morgan, MHH and Rice.

Clotho · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:32 pm)

I'd be worried about choosing Theldorrin, he might turn out to be the final boss.

Mautty · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:43 pm)

My party would be the most badass.

Seru- he is a big guy and think I would get along pretty good with him.

Theldorrion- You want him with you not agenst you.

Vinny- I will need someone to sacrifise that is of little skill.

Morgan- Something to keeps our cocks warm and moist.

Peter- Im sure he is good for something.

Theldorrin · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:46 pm)

Also, I think it'd be pretty hard to rate people's RPG attributes when we haven't met many of them, Jason.

I think it's interesting that no one person is universally chosen. Although that's almost certainly because you're a fixed member of the party, so you want people that mesh well with yourself and don't overlap.

Mautty · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:01 pm)

You +35 in stabbing if you chose me. If I was a futurerama charecter I would be that one robot that stabs things I forget his name.

Seika · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:15 pm)

Roberto

Mautty · (Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:17 pm)

Yes that robot kicks ass.