Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[petahjonze69]

Based on a True Destiny

Peter Jones grew up like any normal kid, any normal kid who lived in a mansion where his only friends were the maids and butlers who had to clean up after him. Peter grew up without ever getting to live his life due to the fact that his parents would never allow him outside, due to the fact of how ugly gay he was.

One day though Peter Jones decided to go outside and live in the world and breathe the air. He waited for the sun to drop down and he put on his fancy clothes and grabbed his bag of money. Peter walked up and down all of the streets trying to make friends and talk to people but no one would talk to him because of how ugly gay he was, even the gays wouldn't gander in his direction, until finally night fell and Peter was alone on the streets, but not completely alone.

As Peter stumbled tired from walking all day he failed to realize that he was followed by a man, a dark man, and as Peter finally turned around he realized he was at gun point

"give me yo bills bitch" the dark man said

"fine, i will give you my money but i ask you one favor" peter replied

"bitch I aint foolin this shit is hot and ready, do you realize hoo yu fuckin wit dawg?" replied the dark man

peter jones sobbed and sobbed and sobbed, until the dark man pistol whipped him.

"bitch if you want to be the maccaroni and the cheese you got to stop acting a fool and get yoself a new life and a new name" said the dark man

Peter handed him the money and said he would give him much more to come back and teach him how to be cool. The man accepted this offer and followed Peter back to his house.

"wat yo name honkey ass cracka" said the dark man

"Peter Jones good sir, and you?" he replied

"none of your faggot business mother fucker, ask again and ill shoot out yo knee, anyways Peter is your old name from now on your name is gonna be nigga jonze" yelled out the dark man

The End

[Servbot]

I demand a sequel and/or a spin-off.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

moar

[Username]

John Buis doesn't seem to like you very much, Peter.

[petahjonze69]

Peter is nigga jonze!

[petahjonze69]

its not about love and hate when its based on truth!

[Big Fagot]

This actually happened.

[Big Fagot]

But you forgot to mention I brought a garbage bag filled with rich people air to breathe while I was on the streets.

[petahjonze69]

I want a job! I want a job!

anyways I suck at story writing maybe I will continue it but it left with a revealing plot twist

[bitter gigatron]

Pffffft! Like DarkMan would be seen with the likes of Peter.

[GimpMask]

bitter gigatron!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I guess there are older threads.

[Big Fagot]

You really can't do this, Pat.

Starting now.

[8 bit orgy]

That was amazing. And that's not an opinion.

[GimpMask]

Sorry Peter

[johnbuisthegreat]

Petah wrote a good story there, why doesnt he post anymore?

[Servbot]

It breaks my heart a sequel/prequel hasn't been written yet.

[GimpMask]

I was mildly blown away when I found out pethajonze69 was Johbuis

I mean, I was going through these old posts and was like "Where the fuck did this genius go" and lo and behold, he lives

[johnbuisthegreat]

The Day the Faggots took over

Peter stood in the window looking out and shaking his head in disbelief. He had known this would happen one day and he was prepared but he knew he wouldnt be ready completely for everything that was gonna happen. He had spent a while in the lions den living out his days in Troy regretting every second but now it is time for his training to pay off. He went to the basement to get ready he had wasted to much time being in shock. Today wasnt a day like any other in this peaceful town, everything had changed and there was only one man to stop it. He stood there loading his shotgun and gathering all ammo he could. He just wasnt ready but there wasnt time for that now was a time when action was needed. Suddenly he heard a knock on his door and he knew it,

"it's time" peter said outloud

He climbed his basement stairs slowly waiting until he heard another knock. He put his shotgun in the ready, aimed about head level, and yelled out,

"it's open"

suddenly the door swung open and there stood a man wearing pink hot pants and a pink shirt but before the door had even opened all the way his head was already in pieces.

"it's gonna be a long night"

[johnbuisthegreat]

nothing to do with the first one as much but I tried

anyways I failed English a lot back in high school so I know I suck at writing and sentence structure