Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Derek Payne · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:00 pm)

Okay, say you have to go one some faggy contrived and cliched quest to save the world (or Canada), which five other posters (for a party of six including yourself) would you bring along with you to aid you in your epic (gay) quest. Keep in mind skills, knowledge, how much you can tolerate them and whatever faggy special powers you think they'd be granted on your stupid fucking quest (if any, which probably means none).

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:01 pm)

Are these FTU party members?

Derek Payne · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:02 pm)

I thought that was implied, but yes. It's kind of defeats the gay ass purpose of this if you list people, and I have no idea who the fuck they are.

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:03 pm)

Oh, posters.

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:04 pm)

Peter, Mautty, Yogurtman, Seru and Morgan.

I think this gives me a broad range of knowledge and skills. Also Mautty and Seru are pretty big guys, and Morgan is a woman, so that should be helpful.

Oh, and Yogurtman and Mautty have the most money, which is pretty sad, really, because Yogurtman works for a donut company.

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:05 pm)

Also, I'm sure Yogurtman would team up for the purposes of saving the world. And it gives me ample opportunity to dispose of him during the course of the adventure.

Derek Payne · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:07 pm)

I'm actually still thinking about this, but it seems like Morgan will be a logical choice for everyone since every faggy saving the world group needs at least one whore to seduce someone at some point.

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:08 pm)

What if the heart she steals...is yours?

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:09 pm)

She can also go into women only places.

Jason might be useful because of his sexual leanings too.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:11 pm)

I'd take Mautty, Yogurtman, Thel, Peter and Morgan.

Yogurtman, Thel and Peter would be my triumvirate of brilliant scientists.

Mautty would be our giant spic fighter.

Morgan would be Tifa without tits.

I'd be the token black guy.

Vinny · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:12 pm)

WHY IS NO ONE TAKING ME?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:15 pm)

You're not big enough to be the fighter, you're not smart enough to be the wizard, you don't have a vagina, and basically your only skills are drinking beer and being excited about Japan.

Maybe if the quest to save the world involved knowing stuff about manga or anime.

Username · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:16 pm)

I don't see this list varying much, which is going to be huge hit on many's self-esteem.

Username · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:16 pm)

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:17 pm)

If a quest to save the world involved knowledge of manga or anime Yogurtman or Spamdini would still be a better choice.

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:18 pm)

Yeah, Vinny's prime skills are Art and Japan, and that's hard to go with, because neither one is enough to be absolutely necessary.

Now if you admitted to being gay, that'd be another advantage, but we're still waiting on that.

Also, only two people have made lists.

Big Fagot · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:18 pm)

I'd take Username, **JON**, Space Ghost, Misfitman, and Chris Psaros.

Username · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:19 pm)

You don't like Space Ghost?

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:20 pm)

TL and Rice have racial advantages, too. And that's helpful.

And Username is one of those people that's studied more than 2 languages (Space Ghost too, I believe).

There are really advantages to everyone, but I think the key is in picking the set, moreso than the individuals.

Vinny · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:20 pm)

Man, I'm like one of the tallest people here!