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Spamdini Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1322 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:57 pm) Reply

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I've got my last exam tomorrow, but summer classes start on the 1st of May. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:58 pm) Reply

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Well Lesbian competition seems doable, and I'm sure out there somewhere is the Ippo of sex waiting to defeat all female competitors with his Dempsey Roll. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:02 pm) Reply

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Are there any rules? |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:02 pm) Reply

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There would people with obliterated genitals who couldn't cum.
Which would just make it more badass when the hero somehow did make them climax. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:02 pm) Reply

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SOME BITCH WOULD BE SO FRIGID THAT THE MALE HERO WOULD START SHIVERING WHEN HE PENETRATED HER. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:04 pm) Reply

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Sex battles seem to be difficult to gauge. How do you record orgasm? There's probably some sensor for that, I guess. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:08 pm) Reply

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I know there are certain bodily tells. They could outfit referees with something like a sexual scanner that would hopefully look like a power level scanner from Dragonball Z.
This of course leads me to believe that a female competitor who was supremely good at faking could bewilder her male opponents with a feint.
DON'T GIVE UP YET, HERO! THIS SEXUAL BATTLE HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:09 pm) Reply

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How about the first one of you to actually have sex wins. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:10 pm) Reply

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Sorry. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:29 pm) Reply

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biggest durr ever |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:30 pm) Reply

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Hey Rice, stop being a fucking faggot, drop school, and become Jotaro by means of strong drugs |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:32 pm) Reply

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I'm pretty sure Jotaro was drug free. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:37 pm) Reply

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I mean quit once you become jotaro |
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Richard Cristopolis ~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~ Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 1859 (Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:03 pm) Reply

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But Jotaro was drug free, so he could never become Jotaro because he (Ace) did drugs.
Drugs totally fuck your life of become Jotaro up. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:37 pm) Reply

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I'm out of school and I already don't have any idea what to do with my time.
I did make a list of stuff I want to bring to school next year, though! I brought way too much this year, so I made a list now while it's fresh in my mind how much dusty untouched miscellany I had to pack.
I'm so excited to have a single room next year! I jacked off probably less than 20 times at school this year. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:41 pm) Reply

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Aren't you getting a job for the summer? |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:49 pm) Reply

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I might apply to Borders |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:50 pm) Reply

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Borders is a bookstore like Chapters |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:53 pm) Reply

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You going to Guelph really spoils my ability to feign ignorance. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:57 pm) Reply

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Canadian people greet each other by saying "Loopy loopy loo!" and vigorously slapping their own shoulders |
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