Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Richard Cristopolis · (Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:16 pm)

http://www.vt.edu/

Apparently like 31 students were shot yesterday. I never hear these things when I'm not in school.

Jason · (Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:17 pm)

SansJason (4:22:09 PM): Was there class today?
RandoFuribundus (4:22:32 PM): I didn't go to Steven's class.
RandoFuribundus (4:22:46 PM): I've been trying to track down my friends that go to VA Tech since 2.
SansJason (4:22:54 PM): Want to go to Hannaford... class?
RandoFuribundus (4:23:12 PM): Not this second, dude.
SansJason (4:23:39 PM): I'm going to commit suicide so you feel bad about it.
RandoFuribundus (4:23:49 PM): Fantastic.
SansJason (4:23:58 PM): I'm suiciding now!
SansJason (4:23:59 PM): Bye!
RandoFuribundus (4:24:05 PM): Good for you.
RandoFuribundus (4:24:15 PM): Excuse me if I'm trying to figure out of my friends are dead or not.
SansJason (4:24:24 PM): One of them is!
SansJason (4:24:27 PM): This one!
RandoFuribundus (4:24:38 PM): Well that's one less phone call I have to make!
SansJason (4:24:51 PM): What's that? Can't hear you, I'm busy being dead.
SansJason (4:25:00 PM): Hello, God.
SansJason (4:25:05 PM): Yes, I suicided.
SansJason (4:25:12 PM): My friend wouldn't drive me to the store.
SansJason (4:25:26 PM): I know, just like Jesus did.

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:25 pm)

More like Vagina Tech.

Seru · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:12 am)

They got that candle light vigil set up pretty quickly.

Sounds like we got a Chris Psaros conspiracy on our hands!

Seru · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:13 am)

It's a good thing The Daily Show stuck to their guns and covered the White House e-mail scandal.

Theldorrin · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:16 am)

What's a vigil supposed to be/do?

Seru · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:17 am)

I have no idea.

Sounds like typical Jesus bullshit to me.

Magic Juan · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:48 am)

Wow, Jason is a pretty reprehensible person.

Jason · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:52 am)

I didn't understand what he meant!

I hadn't heard about the shootings and thought when he said "VA Tech" he meant some friends from Intro to Video (Visual Arts) that he goes to edit with or something!

Unless you just mean my humor was reprehensible, in which case, yeah.

Jason · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:53 am)

He is also certainly the type to start making jokes about people being dead if he cannot get in contact with them.

Username · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:53 am)

The President's response to this was pretty barbaric.

Theldorrin · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:54 am)

What was it? Did he finish reading his picture book?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:58 am)

I thought you were above that kind of joke, Thel.

Theldorrin · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:59 am)

I'm above all jokes.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:04 am)

That's the Theldorrin I know!

Magic Juan · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:22 am)

Oh, I guess Jason's remark makes more sense now.

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:26 am)

i like your booty (but im not gay)

at the bar last night they had kareokee and some fat chick went up on stage and dedicated a song to everyone and talked about how she knew someone died and sang some country song about a girl beating up a car when the guy cheated on her

virginia people are dumb and one of the girls they interviewed was bald

that is why shootings happen

Servbot · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:47 am)

Notice how black people are never the shooters.

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:18 am)

the kid was south korean!!!

south korea is rejoicing that they can break american records!!

Servbot · (Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:21 am)

They're also good at Counter Strike and Zerg rushes.