Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Vinny · (Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:35 pm)

SO FUCKING GOOD.

I'm using this thread to pre-emptively tell Derek Payne to fuck himself because I GOT AN ITCH that's telling me he didn't like Death Proof.

And MADali, too, I guess.

Clay Easton · (Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:40 pm)

I just came back from seeing this.

FUCKING BEST EVER.

Derek Payne · (Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:03 pm)

It's going to be so awesome when I see this movie, and I hate it.

Username · (Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:24 pm)

I thought Derek had a fetish for bad, overwrought movies.

Derek Payne · (Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:30 pm)

I do, but there's a difference between trying to make a good movie and failing so magnificently that you've made something funnier than any comedy and trying to make a bad movie to be funny which is usually painfully unfunny and makes me want to gouge my fucking eyes out.

Quentin Tarentino pisses me off in a way though because the man is very talented yet everything his makes is essentially a big exercise in camp and an homage to a horrible style of movie from yesteryear that went the way of the Dodo, but he likes because he watches the same garbage I do. Also the fact that the man is fairly talented and could make a lot of great films (all he has to do is walk up to a studio and say he wants to mske a movie, he doesn't even need an idea or a script and they'd still greenlight it for him), but instead he spends all his time smoking pot and watching the worst shit on the planet and making statements on the net about how awesome this type of movie would be, but then he never fucking makes it. Or he makes something like Kill Bill 2 because it's been about five years so it's probably time to make a 5 hour ass kiss to samurai films and spaghetti western films.

SuperPsaturn · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:57 am)

I think he feels they are legitimately great movies and sticks to making stuff he really likes.

Sporkism · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:37 pm)

I'll eat your brain and absorb your knowledge.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:38 pm)

Oh haha, "whorekism"

Sporkism · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:42 pm)

He's got the devil inside him!

Sporkism · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:44 pm)

I was pretty bored by the time the intermission came, and everyone was tired in general, so we didn't bother staying for Death Proof.

Planet Terror was entertaining, but I don't feel like I'd ever need to see it again. By the end I was pretty sick of Cherry. Her jokes were always terrible.

Vinny · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:15 pm)

Man, did you not watch the TRAILERS in the middle? That's like the best stuff!

Sporkism · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:16 pm)

I saw that one with the nazi werewolves and thought it was pretty gay, so I went to take a piss break and then never went back.

I liked the Machete one at the beginning, though!

Mautty · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:17 pm)

Wait how can Nazi warewolves not be awesome.

Mautty · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:18 pm)

I think your broken vagina is messing with your head.

Vinny · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:24 pm)

The Werewolf Women of the SS was the worst of all of the trailers.

Mautty · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:29 pm)

Is it still good? Like saying the worst blow job you ever had I mean its still a blow job.

Vinny · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:48 pm)

Yeah, I still thought it was good. It was basically a minute of naked chicks with machine guns with a random shot of a werewolf or a Nazi added in every once in awhile.

Mautty · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:50 pm)

Sounds awesome to me!

Derek Payne · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:43 pm)

Of the trailers I've seen Thanksgiving is the best overall spoof and homage of 70s horror. Too bad Eli Roth is a huge faggot.

Clotho · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:44 pm)

With all this peer propoganda, I might actually consider going to see a pop action flick