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Seru · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:40 am)

So after seven years I finally got a virus.

Ironically two days after getting a new computer!

So fucking help me!

I keep getting IE pop up ads, I can't open the task manager and I can't right click any icons.

Plus all the helpful suggestion I've found are confusing bullshit.

!!!

Roy · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:46 am)

If it's a new computer, it'd be easiest to just format, since you probably don't have much data anyway.

Or download and use THE STINGER. It worked for me.

Seru · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:47 am)

I actually have a hundred something gigabytes of shit on here already.

And I really don't want to put it all back!

Theldorrin · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:49 am)

Yeah, what Roy said.

I'm guessing you don't have Vista?

The first thing you should do when you get a new computer or freshly install windows is run windows update and make sure that you're totally up to date (involves several reboots and several visits to the site, usually). There are viruses that can infect your system just by you connecting it to the Internet.

Matthew Outland · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:51 am)

maybe thepiratebay.org would have some free anti-spyware shit.

tiava.com (thats a porn site) has a spyware section for all your sin repairing needs

but no i cant help beyond that sorry

Seru · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:54 am)

Yeah, see, the thing is that I can't update Windows because it requires verification.

I have a pirated version of XP.

Theldorrin · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:55 am)

Your computer didn't come with an OEM version of windows?

Matthew Outland · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:56 am)

gay you face indeed

Theldorrin · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:57 am)

What service packs does it have installed?

Service Pack 2

Seru · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:57 am)

The Old Man built my computer.

It didn't come with a damn thing!

Roy · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:59 am)

Also get Spybot Search & Destroy and use that. I don't exactly know the difference between a virus and adware but it'll probably help. And after using that download Hijack This (more like High jack this fags) and it'll scan all your system processes. If you need more info on a process than the program provides, google the file name and see if it's normal or not.

Theldorrin · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:59 am)

That makes sense then.

When you say pirated XP, does that mean you downloaded it from a torrent, or that you're using one that's being used on another computer?

Seru · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:02 am)

I mean he a burnt copy at a computer show with a fake registration number.

And it's being used on at least fifty computers.

Theldorrin · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:07 am)

Oh, too bad.

If anyone has a pirated copy like that, what do you do about patches?

My copy is only casual piracy, so Microsoft doesn't catch it.

Seru · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:09 am)

I've never needed patches.

I've never had a single unsolvable problem until now!

Which makes it all the more annoying.

Supah Ted · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:29 am)

How much is it to buy a proper copy of windows?

Username · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:32 am)

XP is still a hundred dollars new.

Supah Ted · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:33 am)

Thats cheaper than what i thought it would be, but still fuck that.

Seru · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:46 am)

Well that was lame.

Not only did I have to painstakingly remove all the infected files, I had to create a new user account.

Anyway, thanks Roy!

Roy · (Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:53 am)

Another win for THE STINGER!