Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Mike Dunn]

Wait, sometimes it’s “patently false”. That’s it though.

[Fagzilla]

- "Canary in the coal mine."
- Referring to a stock position as "a play." As in, "FB is my dividend play." (a "play" that you're about to get rekt on, by the way, since that wretched fuckhole is going to be FTU levels of dead soon!!!)
- Mentioning Warren Buffett in any (every fucking) piece about investing/finance.
- Financial news pretty much in its entirety. I would say "you might as well just program bots to write this," but I think that's actually literally what they're doing now.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Well, well, well, look who just started investing in the stock market.

[Fagzilla]

More like, figuring out ways of taking advantage of its imminent collapse.

Lexy has entrusted me with her IRA, so I think it might be time to start placing some bets on the downside (if I don't puss out, which I might).

Either way, this shit is so ready to PAY ROY.

[Fagzilla]

"Millenials" as the lazy demonym for anyone younger than Gen X, even though that span of time now encompasses almost 40 years. People just say "millenials" as a catch-all because there's no popular term for today's kids/teens yet. "Generation Z" isn't really taking.

Also, older millenials (30+) disdainfully using the term "millenial" for younger members of their own generation. Sorry bee-otch, but you're in that same boat.

Meanwhile, I'll be here rightfully complaining about the lot of you!

*crotch chop*

[hst]

[Big Fagot]

So, I guess it's time.

"Super" as a synonym for "very".

The allure is irresistible, but as soon as one person deploys it it ends up in front of every adjective for the rest of the conversation.

I blame Tazuna!

[Fagzilla]

Anything about a "hill [one has chosen] to die on".

The phrase itself is fine, but fucking cool it everybody. Man. This is becoming the new "optics".

[Fagzilla]

For some reason, "sitting around watching TV" has been fully replaced by "sitting around watching Netflix" as the cliche for boring/loafish behavior.

Cable still exists and people still watch it, as they do Hulu, Amazon Prime, YouTube, HBO Now, ESPN+, Crunchy Roll, Pornhub, etc. etc.

Why would you go and make this brand-specific at the worst possible time in history to do that, when the shit you can get on your TV is more diverse than ever?

"Sitting around watching TV" is fine! You had it right the first time! This is going to age so badly!

[PokemonHentaiMaster]

"Wait what"

[Fagzilla]

"You do you"

[Fagzilla]

"They're like genital herpes. They never go away."

[Fagzilla]

"Litmus test"

I guess people are afraid that their writing will sound mediocre or boring or something if they just say "test."

So then, trembling and shivering with insecurity, they add "litmus."

Phew, now everybody feels safe!

[kakarot52]

PEople refusing to discuss negros in an overly positive or negative manner.


Like OK, Mexicans sure are pieces of shit.....except they work hard and have good salsa.

Japanese are fucking gay and have an amazing culture.

Chinese are the master race and are fucking horrible people. Ditto for Indians.


But blacks they are uh.......doing ok, right?
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To continue is power -Shitbeast

[Mike Dunn]

“Gifted”

As in “I gifted him a blowjob.”

No. You gave him a blowjob, as a gift.

[Fagzilla]

Stop criticizing your own diary!!!

[Fagzilla]

"Not a good look"

[Fagzilla]

"Low-key [verb]ing" or "Low-key [state of something]"

Low-key as an adverb and not an adjective, or whatever. I think that's right. You know what I mean. Just, fuck, just take off your clothes.

I can't actually find anything wrong with this and can't justify disliking it, but I'm old, and it's new, so *grimaces crotchetedly*

[Penis of God]

nah unironically using "low-key" outs you instantly as a mouth breathing moron

[Ryoko's Biatch]

You can high-key suck on deez nuts.