Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Ryoko's Biatch]

A play.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*applauds loudly*

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*moves to shake Trump's hand*

"Congratulations, Mr. President. I look forward to-"

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*kicks Paul Ryan in the stomach and DOES A FUCKIN' STONE COLD STUNNER*

*OPENS UP TWO CANS OF STEVEWEISER AND POURS THEM ON HIS FACE*

[Ryoko's Biatch]

"Bah gawd! Bah gawd!"

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*gives Paul Ryan the double bird*

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*gasps in horror*

[Ryoko's Biatch]

"Wait a minute, is that Barack Obama's music?"

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*run down the aisle and jump on stage, grabbing two steel chairs*

*swing chairs on Mike Pence and Rudy Guiliani and then stomp their unconscious bodies*

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*tosses Barry and Joe cans of Steveweiser and they down them instantly*

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*Donald grabs Obama and Biden's hands and raise them above their heads*

[Ryoko's Biatch]

"My first action as President of the United States is nominating BARACK OBAMA to the Supreme Court!"

[Ryoko's Biatch]

"No! Nooooooooooooooo!"

[Ryoko's Biatch]

*gives Obama a thumbs up*

[Big Fagot]

Plays help us grieve our futures.

[Vinny]

Also a good play.
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