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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:46 am)
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| Fuck these gay movies. |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:21 pm)
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So, fuck these gay movies.
Pros: Legolas tries to stab a guy, he catches the blade, and then Legolas smirks because he's fallen into his checkmate of jumping up on his head like a squirrel and stabbing him in the skull, none of which was especially possible at that moment in particular. Also, at least two set pieces are plagiarized from Mario 64.
Cons: Same exact fucking thing as every other movie in this neverending fucking story. Action scenes look in-game footage from the PS4 adaptation, probably because of 48FPS (the Nazgul vs wizards royal rumble was especially jaw dropping.) I would contrast it with The Lego Movie, which I also just watched, and which was awesome and great because of how childish it is. The Hobbit 3 sucks for the same reason.
Peter Jackson, more like M. Night Shyamalan. |
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ryanz19
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 106
(Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:18 pm)
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:12 pm)
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| Quote: | | I returned to Denny's for another hobbit holr |
That's what she said! |
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Yogurtman
Odin
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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(Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:04 pm)
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I guess I can't really argue with anything Peter said, but I enjoyed this movie.
At least it was much better than the second one! |
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ryanz19
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
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(Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:53 pm)
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This is true.
Most of my friends hated the trilogy for basically not being LOTR, but even the source material is obviously lacking compared to LOTR. I guess my main problem is The Hobbit movies seem to be confused as to what they want to be...a bit more simplistic and light-hearted(ish) like the book, or dark and serious like the trilogy. |
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