Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:22 pm)

Your faggot kids are gonna fuck in your car.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:38 pm)

Possible case in Braintree, MA, where I fucking live. Like.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:40 pm)

Ja ne, FTU.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:45 pm)

This is obviously my karmatic punishment for making a thread no one would reply to.

My agonizing last days on earth are deserved.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:47 pm)

Look, guys, I know none of us have hung out irl, but if I could just see any one of you one last time, and have you clean up my bodily fluids as my bodily systems fail, it would be a huge boon to my family who is also probably infected.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:51 pm)

Aha. You have to laugh if you want to survive. Laughter is the best medicine and will undoubtedly cure me of this disease with a 90% mortality rate because I believe it to be so.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:52 pm)

You know I always felt like a Tolstoy character?

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:57 pm)

Black Keys "Fever" just came on the radio and it dawned on me they need to shut the fuck up and that Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeroes are far better and don't take something seemingly innocuous but potentially Ebola symptomatic like fever and fucking profit off it,

But they do have that one song about how oooh they could die and now I feel abandoned and have no where to turn.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:59 pm)

Minimal chance of exposure through oral-anal contact right?

Oh, Jesus, I'm going to have to start making some phone calls.

Jason · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:14 pm)

Sounds like you need to smoke ebola marijuana.
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Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Oct 12, 2014 5:17 pm)

Patrick, you need to think positively.

The only reason people die is because they think they're supposed to die.

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:18 am)

Hey Richard! I am moving to Taunton, Ma. I currently live in Norwood, Ma.

https://screen.yahoo.com/snl-digital-short-roy-rules-000000261.html

MADali · (Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:55 am)

How come whenever there is a something like this, a lot of us secretly wish that it would turn into something huge? I mean, obviously, it will be bad for all of us if we actually do get a global epidemic, so why do we still kind of want it? Is it because we're bored?

Username · (Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:08 am)

For the glory of Allah.

MADali · (Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:06 am)

The disease seems to be killing mainly black people. Coincidence or God's work?

MADali · (Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:39 am)

Some scientists are talking about how Ebola is mutating fast and that it might mutate to be airborne, which would then be very scary.

Other scientists are saying this is bullshit and just shut the fuck up.

PokemonHentaiMaster · (Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:56 am)

I remember the anthrax attacks of 2001. The scare officially ended when a goddamn infant came into contact with some and it didn't even die.

Mike Dunn · (Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:06 pm)

I heard a drug dealer call crack "fish filet" a couple weeks ago.

Magic Juan · (Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:35 pm)

When did USERNAME come back????

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:01 pm)

The positive aspects of EBOLA:

higher probability of death of major users who root and fuck in shit and piss