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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:14 am) Reply

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"This is why we can't have nice things." |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:40 am) Reply

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This is the closest I'll ever come to contributing to Annoying Expressions, but I did notice that I referred to something (not an animal or a fictional character) last year as my spirit animal, which I thought was a genuinely original and humorous turn of phrase (which was, in retrospect, also fucking racist), and then a week later that shit started appearing everywhere.
The only reason I care, though, is not because I want to police clichés like Chris Psaros and the rest of you scumbags, I just didn't want the particular people who were going to see the comment to think I was simply copying the trend and being unoriginal, because their opinion of my sense of humor mattered to me. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:56 pm) Reply

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Quote: | I referred to something (not an animal or a fictional character) last year as my spirit animal, which I thought was a genuinely original and humorous turn of phrase (which was, in retrospect, also fucking racist) |
That is either a (MASTERFUL) troll or I need to go weep for this bizarro universe neo-FTU some more.
Please Mike Payne, please come back. I fell in love with you because you took me AWAY from this shit... |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:13 pm) Reply

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Is Mike Payne an even higher authority on racism than Bill Cosby? _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:08 pm) Reply

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"[rhetorical question]? Yes. [other rhetorical question]? Absolutely not." |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:38 pm) Reply

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"There's a lot to unpack [concerning someone's statement]."
*eyerollz* |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:48 am) Reply

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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:30 am) Reply
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I hate when people just add the word MAN to stuff. Like man cave or man card. So fucking stupid. A real man wouldn't feel the need to prefix words that way. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:57 am) Reply

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Thanks for sharing your vicarious black friend's approval, Chris. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:11 am) Reply
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I manderstand that, Utils. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:31 pm) Reply
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That's a perfect example right there. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:26 pm) Reply

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I covered your mom's face in my man-aise. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:36 am) Reply
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That's just a pun.
I love puns. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:04 am) Reply
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I'm having a hard time being up to date with all the acronyms on the internet. I remember when it was basically lol, asl, and brb. But I now I constantly have to google things, just to see what urbandictionary says what it means. Just now has to google SHTF. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:14 am) Reply

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She Has To Fuck |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:41 pm) Reply

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problematic
is my dick in your a$$ problematic 4 u??? |
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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:59 pm) Reply
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"rape culture" _________________ To continue is power -Shitbeast |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:20 am) Reply

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Every time I see SMH I think, "Suck My Head." _________________
@}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:55 pm) Reply

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"Easily one of my favorite ___".
"One of my favorite" is a vague expression, because there's not even a suggestion of how many favorites you have, and that's fine. Sometimes you just need to indicate that something is good and move on. But modifying it with "easily" is weird. It's multiplying an unspecified quantity. "Dude, My Chemical Romance is easily one of my favorite bands. They're so, so, SO FUCKING a thing I have a level of affection toward."
Parking tickets are easily one of my favorite ways to spend money. EASILY. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Dec 21, 2014 12:00 am) Reply

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Also, the whole "something WILL happen" thing. "The United States WILL defeat ISIS, end of story." "If you touch my beef jerky, I WILL fuck you up." It has exactly the same meaning without the alpha affectation. |
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