Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Username · (Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:49 pm)

Lobster Magnet is terrible.

Clotho · (Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:58 pm)

Ok, I don't know, I don't think it was that awesome. At the beginning, it had potential to be awesome with the loud music and unsure feeling whether it would be a surrealistic flick or something that would result in screaming for 32 more minutes. But, it didn't turn into something too special after six minutes.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:41 am)

Jesus Christ, how the fuck is anyone supposed to be amused by some guy they've never seen saying lines from Forrest Gump in a generic bad Forrest Gump voice as part of a movie that has been boring/angering them for 15 minutes already?

Are you doped up on goofballs?

The fact that you all find your stupid shitass accents so hilarious is also pretty alarming, and makes me wonder if you all haven't been consciously practicing them for many years.

SuperPsaturn · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:39 am)

ALDP's family owns a videostore so he knows what he's talking about.

Sporkism · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:49 am)

Haha, Hangly Man's plan for a brilliant and entertaining thread backfired so tremendously.

MADali · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:35 pm)

Well, it IS an entertaining thread.

Mike Dunn · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:39 pm)

What makes you think I had any plan for where this thread would go? I basically just watched the movie and thought, 'hey maybe some people at ftu will like this', and posted it.

Mautty · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:42 pm)

Hey mike quit while your a douchbag.

Mike Dunn · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:51 pm)

Hahaha.

Potatoes · (Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:05 pm)

I had the titular line in this movie.

Yeah, near the 34 minute mark, which i guess nobody bothered to watch that long, i said to Rocko, "Yeah, I guess that's all part of being a police officer in love with justice."

True story.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:45 pm)

I was kind of impressed with my maturity, thinking it meant a lot that I felt sorry for Mike Dunn instead of commenting on every unforgivable piece of shit in this shitty movie made by shitheads for shitheads. Then all of a sudden today, I thought about it and felt really really angry!

"My son, rape is the devil's lincoln logs"
THIS ISN'T FUNNY AND NOBODY COULD EVER THINK IT IS

"Aside from the main character's extended monologues about his wife's period, it's all pretty gold. There's a castlevania quote in the beginning."
Not even just trying to be difficult, I can say the over-the-top descriptions of his wife menstruating were the closest this movie came to being funny.

Everything about this movie, your liking it, and your presentation of it to this board is offensive. DID YOU TELL HIM TO INCLUDE THAT CASTLEVANIA LINE, YOU MISERABLE FUCK?

Big Fagot · (Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:48 pm)

Morgan's Vagina Is Broken.

Username · (Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:49 pm)

NOT FUNNY

Matthew Outland · (Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:52 pm)

haha, rape is the devils lincoln logs

Magic Juan · (Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:45 am)

Funny/Not Funny doesen't apply here