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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:49 pm) Reply
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.... times two!!!!! _________________
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:01 pm) Reply
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(factorial) _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sun May 04, 2014 5:03 pm) Reply
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I'm very close to death via fatness. I think I'm going to be cremated when my body has finally had enough so they don't have to buy some ridiculous oversized coffin. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Mon May 05, 2014 5:23 am) Reply
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That would be too bad, if you died. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Mon May 05, 2014 4:33 pm) Reply
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I wonder who will die next?! _________________
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon May 05, 2014 5:41 pm) Reply
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It would be something if our first two deaths came from posters being dangerously underweight and then inconceivably overweight. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon May 05, 2014 6:25 pm) Reply
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I was down to 170 pounds but then I went on a 4 month bender : ( |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon May 05, 2014 6:26 pm) Reply
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But at least my penis is getting bigger. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue May 06, 2014 10:35 am) Reply
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I lost 8 lbs since I last weighed myself, which was less than a month ago, and I haven't really done anything to earn that loss. I started riding my bike again but haven't been riding that often. Maybe I have a tapeworm? If I have a tapeworm I'm gonna ride it out 'til I'm back to a 32" waist. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Wed May 07, 2014 7:50 pm) Reply
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Oh hey, this thread.
Right now I'm around 235 so I've gained about 15+ lbs since I last posted in this thread in 2011 or so. I got up to 255 when I was eating cheesecake and pizza several times a week while heavily binge drinking (I was unemployed).
I'm dieting again now which means I might drink once a week, if that, and then typically I ruin the diet the next day while hangover binge eating. Aside from that I'm doing fine.
I really dislike exercise although I probably should to keep myself from getting dead quicker. It was also help with my garbage body as when I lose weight and get down to the 210+ area all my skin hangs loose from torso except for a few pouches of fat which makes me look I'm carrying a few bean bags around my gut. _________________
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Fri May 09, 2014 4:32 am) Reply
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Vincent if you're really 6'4" you should work out and become an incredibly powerful Fist of the North Star character. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Fri May 09, 2014 1:15 pm) Reply
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But it's a really cool explosion. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Fri May 09, 2014 7:55 pm) Reply
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I love how in manga they show these guys that need to duck under doorways and step on trash cans to crush them under their heels and then it displays their official stats and they're listed at like 6'2". Apparently the average height in japan is like 2'6" or something. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri May 09, 2014 9:27 pm) Reply
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Kaioh was actually 5'11". |
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PokemonHentaiMaster Joined: 19 Feb 2014 Posts: 142 (Sat May 10, 2014 4:38 am) Reply
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The most ridiculous is Sagat, he's listed as being 7'4" but only 172 pounds.
In Japan, people heavier than 170 pounds are incomprehensibly enormous behemoths. |
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