Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Seru · (Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:25 pm)

Because he's a faggot. Or dead in other words. Why did this become an inside joke again?

Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:34 pm)

Not even this was able to break that fucking plane's iron grip on CNN's top story spot.

Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:49 pm)

God, nobody releasing the cause of death.

Obviously suicide though, given the timing. (And given that it's him.)

Seru · (Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:54 pm)

Did CNN even put up a story for this? They may have their hands full covering the death of Archie.

Seru · (Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:11 pm)

Yeah, you read that right. They killed fucking Archie.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:19 pm)

Archie was a nerd anyway. Fuck that guy.

Seru · (Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:32 pm)

What?! Dude had two hot bitches warring over the right to suck his gnarled cock AND he had a sweet looking jalopy. Plus he was totally in a band.

Action Hank · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:47 am)

But he dies in the future, not in the present universe of the comics. So, nothing to worry about.

Wow, I haven't visited the CNN website in years. What a nightmare of a front page.

Vinny · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:05 am)

We will all die in the future one day. Except Theldorrin, who died in the past.

I wonder if anyone is dying right now.
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Mike Dunn · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:07 am)

The promo he cut the day before made me think it must have been suicide, but I guess he just collapsed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR08M6EUd0g

RIP Warrior.

Bladtman · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:33 am)

WARRIOR would never commit pussy ass suicide.

He probably saw Hogan outside his hotel room and his heart exploded

Jason · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:36 pm)

Nobody released the cause of death because it happened within minutes of it breaking, you stupid shithead.

Surprise, surprise, his heart turned into a withered little mollusk from steroid abuse.
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Jason · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:42 pm)

Mike Dunn, if you were watching Raw (not that I came to this conclusion myself; I skipped that segment and the Hall of Fame because fuck Warrior), you should have seen that he loved his dumbass family so much that he'd never kill himself and that he got so blown up just from walking to the ring and shaking the ropes that of course he'd just collapse a day later like an anime villain sliced in half who goes on living for another twenty-four hours until his torso finally slides apart from his legs on a fine edge.
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Mike Dunn · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:11 pm)

I dunno man, people who love their family commit suicide all the time.

I'm glad I got to see Ultimate Warrior in person once. He cut an incomprehensible promo at a terrible legends show where Bobby Lashley fought Raven (or was it Sandman?) and John Cena's dad got punched off the apron.

Jason · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:26 pm)

Wait, did they actually kill Archie?
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Seru · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:38 pm)

Yeah.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:38 pm)

I heard that they're not actually killing Archie, they're doing an issue that takes place in the future where Archie is old as fuck and about to die from being old as fuck and it's about what he did during the period between high school shenanigans and being dead.

Seru · (Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:56 pm)

This is a thread dedicated to mourning the Ultimate Warrior, Andre. Show a little respect.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:09 am)

If my FTUW work isn't a fitting memorial for him, then I don't know what is.

MADali · (Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:11 am)

Archie is going to die saving a friend, not from old age.