Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:47 pm)

It would be reassuring to know that aliens are anti-terrorism.

MADali · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:55 am)

Chris, its probably because they always tell the passengers to turn off your phones.

MADali · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:40 am)

Also, seriously though, Chris is right. There is no reason why a plane shouldn't transmit its location and other information at regular intervals.

MADali · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:42 am)

THe theories from people commenting on news articles on this subject is great,

"It’s feasible the passengers on this airplane were kidnapped to be sold to a human trafficker to be used as sex slaves and/or organ donors. "

Fagzilla · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:19 pm)

The real funny thing is the front page of CNN.com, where this has been the top story since it started, with the headline rotating between "It crashed!" "It didn't crash!" "It was hijacked!" "It was an accident!" "It crashed!" "It didn't crash!".... etc.

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Ryoko's Biatch · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:39 pm)

I realized today what actually happened was the plane time traveled into the future. It makes sense if you think about it.

GimpMask · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:46 pm)

The three posts in a row with Seru, Peter, and ADLP are priceless vintage FTU.

Triple Life quite nearly brought me to an astral orgasm with his brand of verbal ambrosia!_!'

ALDP · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:10 pm)

I heard science correspondents say that the phone thing happened because it can take several seconds for the phone network to register that a call is being made to vaporized plastic deep in the Pacific Ocean.

MADali · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:35 pm)

Yeah, I read that when I read the phone thing, but I chose to ignore it to dramatize the events.

MADali · (Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:36 pm)

I bet the plane is already found but Malaysia is just excited to be in the headlines all around the world and they don't want to lose their 15 minutes of fame.

GimpMask · (Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:32 pm)

I suppose this this is a step up of harvesting organs to supply the fierce demand for ungodly inhuman decadence

Fagzilla · (Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:49 pm)

I like how the media is implicating the pilots now in being possible terrorists/hijackers, simply because there are no other leads.

Which is pretty fucked up, if you think about it.

I wonder if they'll feel bad about slandering them when it turns out that they did nothing wrong, or used the last of their strength to heroically put a baby in a life raft or whatever.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:49 pm)

The first question that must be asked is: was there anyone on the plane connected to Obama’s past or who had access to proof regarding it.

GimpMask · (Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:08 pm)

You don't know the lengths certain people in certain circles will go just because they can Vito. If your friends shower in evian water and smoke cigars wrapped thickly in $100 bills of extremely rare print editions filled packed with shredded rare historical documents infused with extracts of exotic cannabis in front of impoverished children stricken with the consumption, whose to say one of these decadent fiends would not desire their own handcrafted carnal slave,created in a mad man's desire to be the most detestable creature ever? While you're not going to be able to impress your friends with your own personal passenger airplane, how many could claim to be in possession of the first human being whose every major internal organ and limb was costumed to be from an entirely different person: the torso of a korean man, the liver of a young flemish womam, the penis of a youthful south african big game tracker, the vagina of a teenage. German girl with anus of a slavic young adult male, the jade green eyes of a middle-aged celtic woman, the hair of an old black dude and an internal organ from every continent across the globe?

Yeah, fucked up stuff, anx it's stuff like this that will only make such depraved power moves more brazen, and on a scale far for immense.

MADali · (Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:51 pm)

THey're trying to make everything look suspicious, because they have to write a story. The article I read was how one of the pilots had a flight simulator in his home computer, which should be the least surpsining thing in regards with a PILOT.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:25 am)

Why would a pilot need to learn how to fly a plane?

Terrorism?

Fagzilla · (Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:09 am)

They should just have a temper tantrum and throw up their hands and say, "fuck it! fuck it! I guess it's just fucking gone then!" and stop looking for the plane.

Jason · (Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:06 pm)

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer bandied about the idea Sunday afternoon that something “beyond our understanding” happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that “something” being perhaps supernatural maybe?
“Especially today, on a day when we deal with the supernatural,” Lemon said. “We go to church, the supernatural power of God…people are saying to me, why aren’t you talking about the possibility — and I’m just putting it out there — that something odd happened to this plane, something beyond our understanding?”
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Jason · (Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:07 pm)

Oh sorry, I thought this was Gay News.
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Fagzilla · (Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:55 am)

That's what I'M talking 'bout!!!