Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

It's awesome because the more time that goes by without it being found, the more likely it becomes that the explanation is paranormal!!!

[ALDP]

ok

[Jason]

You should be more worried about your missing hairline(r), you forty-year-old fuck!
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[MADali]

Chris, how about the fact that people were calling their cell phones and it was ringing?

[Action Hank]

Is Chris married?

[ALDP]

It's obvious that the Iranian guy terrorized the plane and is still probably flying it around so that the world will know Iran's might eventually when they find out what happened.

[Fagzilla]

Uh oh, the Chinese just released some satellite images that might be plane debris.

Fuck, I need this to involve UFOs or interdimensional rifts.

Go away, fucking faggot debris...

[Action Hank]

Chris, perhaps it tried racing a UFO, but got hit with a Koopa shell.

[Fagzilla]

YES!!!!

The "debris" was a bust!

Come on baby, just another week or so. Come on! Keep it missing!

[PokemonHentaiMaster]

The Malaysian prime minister has hired a witch doctor to locate the missing plane (seriously). Would you still prefer he not locate the debris with his MAGICAL POWERS?

[Fagzilla]

Serious question here: how the shit is this possible?

Maybe there just hasn't been enough media coverage on this (LOOOL), but it has yet to be explained to me how a 777 presumably outfitted with every type of modern location technology at mankind's disposal (GPS for one), and full of people carrying cell phones containing the same technology, that there's no way to use satellites, or the engine data feed, or whatever, to triangulate where the fucking plane is?

They keep talking about this search as some kind of "needle in a haystack." Yeah, maybe in 1950. With the technology on that plane, it should be a flourescent pink needle making an ear-splitting shrieking sound.

I'm disappointed in humanity.

AGAIN.

[Action Hank]

The equipment died and it appears that the plane flew another 4 hours without radio contact.

Maybe there was some sort of loss of cabin pressure, everyone asphyxiated, and the plan continued on autopilot before crashing.

It is really odd, but just because something is unusual, it doesn't mean that something fantastic happened.


Also, maybe this went bad.

[Fagzilla]

I can't decide whether I LIKE or DISLIKE your PP!

[Seru]

You know how big an ocean is, right? Please confirm for me that you're an adult male that understands that oceans are very large are far as haystacks are concerned.

[Big Fagot]

Ocean is big, but not as big as FUNimation.

[ALDP]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Fagzilla]

Way to miss the very point I'm making, which is that with modern technology this shouldn't be a "search" at all.

Black boxes should be constantly transmitting every bit of information they have via satellite. Including their precise location. It's kind of a joke that the engines transmit information via satellite, but not the black boxes.

DURR, let's make it so that the plane beams out the less-useful data, but so that you have to actually physically recover, MAYBE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HURR, the thing that holds the critical data.

In 2014 there's no excuse for there not to be a Dragon Radar for planes, whether they're in the air or not.

[Jason]

Why hasn't anyone else figured this out?? You should write a letter to the airplane company.
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[Fagzilla]

I would rate this thread as pretty good.

So far!

[ALDP]

It would be so funny if the Iranian guys WERE terrorists but nobody ever found out because a UFO abducted the whole plane.